20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night...

[quadvirgin27]

Alright women..... how many of these apply to you... I can honestly say that #'s 1,3,4,6,7,10,14,17, and 18 ALL have applied to me at one point in time... now it's your turn... be honest!! Guys, I'm sure some of these have applied to you also...

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and
wiggling my butt while
yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move
around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's
*** and honestly believe
I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look
more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which
I'm eating even though
I'm not the least bit hungry),pick it up and carry
on eating it

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I
love them sooooo much.


7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to
start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade
teacher

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand
on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on
their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.


12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really
good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated
me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer
taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen
floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG
WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when
I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down
moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I
happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button
fly pants to cut down on
the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their
fault that I'm having
problems walking straight.

[Bad Habit]

Originally posted by quadvirgin27

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand
on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.



Call it a night???? Sounds like the party is just getting started. ;)

[dirtmomma]

Haha LMAO those are some good ones!! I can say a few of them applied/apply @ some point :o :p :devil:

[racinggrl5]

...thats really weird..but here are mine anyhoo!

3, 10, & 18 :p

[FourFiftyFour]

Originally posted by racinggrl5
...thats really weird..but here are mine anyhoo!

3, 10, & 18 :p

hey we'll both do #3 if theres any slight reason to when it applies to someone.......HAHA :p

can i make a new one??????

when you think its cool to try to run someone over in the mud with a Honda Rancher :confused: :D

[Quad18star]

I've been the victim of the following ......

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's
*** and honestly believe
I could do it too. ( I took a swing at one of my friends that is like 6'4 and 260 lbs ..... im 5'8 and 145 )


5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which
I'm eating even though
I'm not the least bit hungry),pick it up and carry
on eating it (It might not have been a burrito , but it has happened with pizza slices , chicken wings , chips , other snack foods)



7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to
start work. ( Wow 3 hours would be a lot of time to sleep .... I've gone home with 45 minutes before work and had a quick shower ... power bar and a large coffee to get me through a 9 hour work day)

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen
floor. ( The floor , the grass , the driveway , the snow bank .... have all been my resting areas for the night )

15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG
WAY but..." ( Has gotten me into a lot of trouble)

[Samson]

Hell, you're the ladies I used to look for prior to marriage! :D

[MY450R]

Originally posted by Samson
Hell, you're the ladies I used to look for prior to marriage! :D
yeah i know what you mean

[racinggrl5]

Originally posted by CDaleChick
hey we'll both do #3 if theres any slight reason to when it applies to someone.......HAHA :p

can i make a new one??????

when you think its cool to try to run someone over in the mud with a Honda Rancher :confused: :D

O girl i know who and what u mean! :devil:

[allmixedup047]

i would have to say,
#3( a 23 year old kid tried hot wireing my buddies banshee at my buddies party, we had no idea who he was, so i figured i would take care of him)
#5
#6(i dont cry i just tell random girls that)
#7
#8( again, just trying to get some)
#14
#15(all the time)
#17
and #18.

and all the ladies should obey #10!;)

[blondie69]

3 (tried to take on my best friends brother...I actually punched him...), 11 (gotta love that face ha), 14, 15, 16, 17 (I'll be clung to my bf the whole time n I keep draggin him down), 18, 19, 20 (did that, but I was in the woods on a camping trip walkin around bare footed).


Lmao those were great though! Man ya gotta love drunken memories...from what u can remember ha. Jp:blah:

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by blondie69 Man ya gotta love drunken memories...from what u can remember ha. Jp:blah:

Yes you do:D

My problem is usually I have a great time but don't remember a damn thing. But I always hear how much fun I had from my friends later. Ledofthezep usually keeps me up to date about what I punched last....Jager Bombs are liquid crack!!!:blah:

[MXER017]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
Yes you do:D

Jager Bombs are liquid crack!!!:blah:

Ill second that!!!!!!!!!!!

[allmixedup047]

i have to add another one to the list after last night.

#21. your washing the puke off the side of your truck from your best friend hurling out the window while going 70mph down the highway.

it sucks!