quadvirgin27
10-07-2004, 02:36 PM
Alright women..... how many of these apply to you... I can honestly say that #'s 1,3,4,6,7,10,14,17, and 18 ALL have applied to me at one point in time... now it's your turn... be honest!! Guys, I'm sure some of these have applied to you also...
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and
wiggling my butt while
yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move
around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's
*** and honestly believe
I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look
more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which
I'm eating even though
I'm not the least bit hungry),pick it up and carry
on eating it
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I
love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to
start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade
teacher
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand
on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on
their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really
good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated
me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer
taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen
floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG
WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when
I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down
moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I
happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button
fly pants to cut down on
the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their
fault that I'm having
problems walking straight.
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and
wiggling my butt while
yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move
around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's
*** and honestly believe
I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look
more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which
I'm eating even though
I'm not the least bit hungry),pick it up and carry
on eating it
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I
love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to
start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade
teacher
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand
on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on
their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really
good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated
me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer
taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen
floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG
WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when
I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down
moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I
happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button
fly pants to cut down on
the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their
fault that I'm having
problems walking straight.