insaneracin2003
10-07-2004, 07:28 AM
Subject: Texas babies
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> >> A Texan Is Drinking In A New York Bar....
> >>
> >> He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to
ear
> > & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he
announces,
> > his wife has just produced a typical Texan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
> >> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
> >> pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average back home,
> > folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texan baby boy." Congratulations
> > showered him from all around & many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.
> >> One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
> >> Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar.
> >> The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical
> >> Texan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's
> >> been
> > makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call
you...
> > so
> > how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen
pounds."
> > The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already
weighed
> > 25
> > pounds the day he was born." The Texan father takes a slow swig from his
> > Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the
bartender &
> > proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
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> >> A Texan Is Drinking In A New York Bar....
> >>
> >> He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to
ear
> > & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he
announces,
> > his wife has just produced a typical Texan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
> >> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
> >> pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average back home,
> > folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texan baby boy." Congratulations
> > showered him from all around & many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.
> >> One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
> >> Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar.
> >> The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical
> >> Texan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's
> >> been
> > makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call
you...
> > so
> > how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen
pounds."
> > The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already
weighed
> > 25
> > pounds the day he was born." The Texan father takes a slow swig from his
> > Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the
bartender &
> > proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
> >
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