PHAT400
10-05-2004, 04:14 PM
love this one... (more for the adult office crowd)
Your boss just piss's you off right? Get a pen and paper and write this down...
You will need a few household item's and some time to let mother nature work her magic..
1: A plastic jar with a twist lid (peanut butter jar's work great).
2: 1 cup of expired milk. You will know it is expired of course by the date on the jug but mostly by the aroma and thick consistency of this liquid.
3: 1 raw chicken leg.
Pour milk into plastic jar, place 1 raw chicken leg in jar with milk. Place lid on top of jar and close tightly for transport.
Apon arriving at your concoctions final destination (boss's office, ex girlfriends apartment, that jackass neighbor in the dormroom across the hall.... etc) find a location in the room where the occupant does not frequent or would likely not frequent, such as under a piece of furniture or my favorite, a nice dusty corner of an unused closet would be a great location.
Place the jar in such a manner that it will not be disturbed and loosen the lid just enough so that you can squeeze the jar and hear air escape just a little bit.
Now, close the door and leave ground zero untouched.
This is what happen's..
The raw meat will of course begin to decay, being in a moist, dark and warm environment with very little oxygen the chicken leg will stay moist and not dry up before being able to accomplish it's mission. The milk act's as a catalyst by speeding up the decaying process and also give's off a wonderful gut wrenching stink.
The gas's produced by the decaying flesh and excrement from maggot's which will no doubt be feasting on this rotten flesh will begin to fill the jar's remaining empty space and have nowwhere to go. The jar being plastic will then begin to expand and place significant pressure on the weekest area of the jar. This is of course the lid that you so lovingly loosened just a tad at the beginning of this endeavor.
Eventually the stench inside the jar combined with the mounting pressure from the gas created by soured milk, rotten decaying flesh and maggot excrement will launch the lid off of said jar with such force that typically the content's inside the jar very rapidly find their way out of it's previous home and all over whatever is in close proximity to the jar. The accompanying POP sound is a nice added bonus if the recipient of this little gift is within earshot.
The stench very quickly permiates the air and finds it's way to every nose within 50 ft. The smell will not go away without exstensive cleaning from your local HAZ-MAT team.
This process take's roughly 2 weeks so after planting this artificial GUT BOMB just sit back, relax and wait for the story to circulate. Beleive me when all goes as planned you will definately know it worked.
I will tell you this, the odor is enough to freak people out, but the ensuing anxiety of looking for the source of the offending odor is enough to send your favorite person over the edge...
SIT BACK AND ENJOY YOUR REVENGE...
Your boss just piss's you off right? Get a pen and paper and write this down...
You will need a few household item's and some time to let mother nature work her magic..
1: A plastic jar with a twist lid (peanut butter jar's work great).
2: 1 cup of expired milk. You will know it is expired of course by the date on the jug but mostly by the aroma and thick consistency of this liquid.
3: 1 raw chicken leg.
Pour milk into plastic jar, place 1 raw chicken leg in jar with milk. Place lid on top of jar and close tightly for transport.
Apon arriving at your concoctions final destination (boss's office, ex girlfriends apartment, that jackass neighbor in the dormroom across the hall.... etc) find a location in the room where the occupant does not frequent or would likely not frequent, such as under a piece of furniture or my favorite, a nice dusty corner of an unused closet would be a great location.
Place the jar in such a manner that it will not be disturbed and loosen the lid just enough so that you can squeeze the jar and hear air escape just a little bit.
Now, close the door and leave ground zero untouched.
This is what happen's..
The raw meat will of course begin to decay, being in a moist, dark and warm environment with very little oxygen the chicken leg will stay moist and not dry up before being able to accomplish it's mission. The milk act's as a catalyst by speeding up the decaying process and also give's off a wonderful gut wrenching stink.
The gas's produced by the decaying flesh and excrement from maggot's which will no doubt be feasting on this rotten flesh will begin to fill the jar's remaining empty space and have nowwhere to go. The jar being plastic will then begin to expand and place significant pressure on the weekest area of the jar. This is of course the lid that you so lovingly loosened just a tad at the beginning of this endeavor.
Eventually the stench inside the jar combined with the mounting pressure from the gas created by soured milk, rotten decaying flesh and maggot excrement will launch the lid off of said jar with such force that typically the content's inside the jar very rapidly find their way out of it's previous home and all over whatever is in close proximity to the jar. The accompanying POP sound is a nice added bonus if the recipient of this little gift is within earshot.
The stench very quickly permiates the air and finds it's way to every nose within 50 ft. The smell will not go away without exstensive cleaning from your local HAZ-MAT team.
This process take's roughly 2 weeks so after planting this artificial GUT BOMB just sit back, relax and wait for the story to circulate. Beleive me when all goes as planned you will definately know it worked.
I will tell you this, the odor is enough to freak people out, but the ensuing anxiety of looking for the source of the offending odor is enough to send your favorite person over the edge...
SIT BACK AND ENJOY YOUR REVENGE...