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insaneracin2003
10-05-2004, 08:01 AM
Football -- a blonde perspective
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>A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats, right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
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>"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
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>Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
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>"Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it; and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!"
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>"Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"
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stupid driver
10-05-2004, 09:38 AM
hahaha, thats pretty good. Ive heard a lot of good football jokes, but never that one.

We had a contest in our school a few weeks ago, and we had a sortof question asking time for the guys and girls. the guys got to ask about volleyball stuff, and girls asked about football. one of the questions was, "what do the guys talk about when they get in a huddle?"

insaneracin2003
10-05-2004, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by stupid driver
hahaha, thats pretty good. Ive heard a lot of good football jokes, but never that one.

We had a contest in our school a few weeks ago, and we had a sortof question asking time for the guys and girls. the guys got to ask about volleyball stuff, and girls asked about football. one of the questions was, "what do the guys talk about when they get in a huddle?"
i cant imagine what some of the answers you guys:confused:

Ryan
10-05-2004, 03:34 PM
I always look forward to your Daily Humor threads!

JUSTINcredible
10-05-2004, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Ryan
I always look forward to your Daily Humor threads!

me too, but you should put for what day the joke is for on there too cus i always just think its the same one:huh ;)