Old age and chicken necks are bad news

[Dan229]

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

[Yellow2001400ex]

WOW :eek2:

[I-7]

What was he doing cutting chicken necks off naked???

[Quad18star]

Things that just make you go .... :huh

[gyt-r450]

:huh

[outacontrol31]

ya thats too much info, guy needs to get some glasses er somthin

[theTman]

next topic:o


:huh what a loser

[UglyMotha™]

well :huh thank god he can no longer reproduce :o

[MrTrendy1]

Gods way of stopping his gene from going farther and spreading further stupidity. Man, wouldn't you have felt it?

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by UglyMotha™
well :huh thank god he can no longer reproduce :o

Yep:D

[acold7dusta]

Originally posted by MrTrendy1
Gods way of stopping his gene from going farther and spreading further stupidity. Man, wouldn't you have felt it?

musta been REAL small ahhhhhhhhhhhh new subject lol

[DEAL]

wtf was he doing with it outside his underwear anyways?

[MXEDUP337]

What was his hooha doing out of his pants around chickens. Taken a blow to the groin from a chicken would hurt just a little.

:eek2:

[JOEX]

Originally posted by DEAL
wtf was he doing with it outside his underwear anyways?
What's wrong with being outside in your underwear?:o :p

[dvsmnd]

i heard that he was drunk, naked, and legally blind when this all happen.......not a good combo for chicken hunters.

[SGA]

You know how it is in third world Countrys. Everyone drinks too much and the dogs always look like they are starving.

[MichaelS693]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Things that just make you go ....

brrrrrrrrrrr ( anyone who has seen blue collar comedy tour movie knows what im talkin about)

man that is wicked... that dude must have been hung like a mule or either been leaned over the table standing on a milk crate or soemthin:eek2:

[DEAL]

Originally posted by JOEX
What's wrong with being outside in your underwear?:o :p


Nothing, except for when your about to cut the head off a chicken.