insaneracin2003
10-01-2004, 08:29 AM
Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the
> > > plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've
> > > heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
> > > with your fellow passengers.
> > >
> > > Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
said
> > to
> > > Rather, "What would you like to discuss "Oh, I don't
> > > know" said Rather, "How about ? Should we keep Bush as
> > > president or elect Kerry?"
> > >
> > > "OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but
> > > let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all
> > > eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
> > > while a cow turns out flat pattys, and a horse excretes clumps
> > > of dried grass. Why do you think that is?"
> > >
> > > "Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea." "Well then" said Little
> > > Tommy, How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run
> > > this country when you don't know ****?"
> > >
> > > plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've
> > > heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
> > > with your fellow passengers.
> > >
> > > Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
said
> > to
> > > Rather, "What would you like to discuss "Oh, I don't
> > > know" said Rather, "How about ? Should we keep Bush as
> > > president or elect Kerry?"
> > >
> > > "OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but
> > > let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all
> > > eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
> > > while a cow turns out flat pattys, and a horse excretes clumps
> > > of dried grass. Why do you think that is?"
> > >
> > > "Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea." "Well then" said Little
> > > Tommy, How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run
> > > this country when you don't know ****?"
> > >