daily humor

[insaneracin2003]

here ya go guys and gals,insanracin's daily humor
Subject: Things That Make You Go...Hmmm
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> > > 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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> > > 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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> > > 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever
know?
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> > > 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the
> words?
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> > > 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
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> > > 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
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> > > 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
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> > > 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
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> > > 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are
already
> > there?
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> > > 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
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> > > 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
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> > > 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected
expected?
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> > > 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
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> > > 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
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> > > 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
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> > > 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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> > > 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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> > > 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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> > > 19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all
right?
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> > > 20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
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> > > 21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when
> you
> > > know the batteries are dead?
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> > > 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
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> > > 23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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> > > 24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
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> > > 25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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> > > 26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
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> > > 27. Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in
> > front of
> > > a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

[dodgeram]

LOL....makes you think about what you say....

[Ryan]

This is one that I always say to myself that I still don't understand.


Why do some soap bottles say they kill 99.9% of germs. What about that 1%. Wouldn't you want it to kill all germs?

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by Ryan
This is one that I always say to myself that I still don't understand.


Why do some soap bottles say they kill 99.9% of germs. What about that 1%. Wouldn't you want it to kill all germs?
i dont understand why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
:confused:

[wilkin250r]

If "Hooters" became a door-to-door service, would they change their name to "Knockers"?

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
If "Hooters" became a door-to-door service, would they change their name to "Knockers"?
I would hope so:devil:

how come donald duck never wears pants but when he gets out of the shower he has a towel wround his waist.?

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by jakoby69
how come donald duck never wears pants but when he gets out of the shower he has a towel wround his waist.?

and why is it when he goes to the store, he always tells the clerk to put it on his bill? :confused: