ewalker302
09-15-2004, 05:30 AM
> How to Shower Like a Woman
>
> 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
> according to
> lights and darks.
>
> 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
> the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit-ups
>
> 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
> wide loofah, and pumice stone.
>
> 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
>
> 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
> 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
> 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> red.
>
> 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>
> 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
> 11. Shave armpits and legs.
>
> 12. Turn off shower.
>
> 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with
> Tilex.
>
> 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
> hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
>
> 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
> 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
> How To Shower Like a Man
>
>
> 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
> them in
> a pile.
>
> 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
> wiener
> at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>
> 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
> wiener and scratch your ***.
>
> 4. Get in the shower.
>
> 5. Wash your face.
>
> 6. Wash your armpits.
>
> 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
> 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound
> in the shower.
>
> 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
> 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>
> 11. Shampoo your hair.
>
> 12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>
> 13. Pee.
>
> 14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> hanging out of tub the whole time.
>
> 16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>
> 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
> 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull
> off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> 19. Throw wet towel on bed.
:bandit:
>
> 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
> according to
> lights and darks.
>
> 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
> the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit-ups
>
> 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
> wide loofah, and pumice stone.
>
> 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
>
> 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
> 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
> 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> red.
>
> 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>
> 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
> 11. Shave armpits and legs.
>
> 12. Turn off shower.
>
> 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with
> Tilex.
>
> 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
> hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
>
> 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
> 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
> How To Shower Like a Man
>
>
> 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
> them in
> a pile.
>
> 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
> wiener
> at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>
> 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
> wiener and scratch your ***.
>
> 4. Get in the shower.
>
> 5. Wash your face.
>
> 6. Wash your armpits.
>
> 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
> 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound
> in the shower.
>
> 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
> 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>
> 11. Shampoo your hair.
>
> 12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>
> 13. Pee.
>
> 14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> hanging out of tub the whole time.
>
> 16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>
> 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
> 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull
> off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> 19. Throw wet towel on bed.
:bandit: