A new joke I seen

[SCOOTER450R]

My oldest son gave this to me last night!

Read this aloud and fast:

I'm sofa king we Todd did!

another:

How do you get a Hippo in a VW Bug?

Take the F out of way!

This is what is coming home from High School !

[MY450R]

w...t...f...:huh

[250EXking]

i get the sofa king, but the other.... over my my head:confused:

not to be a jackazz either, but your thread, should be "A new joke i saw" no seen.:)

[SCOOTER450R]

Sorry about my English grammer!

The second joke is suppose to go like " There is no F in way"

[Big400EX]

The first one is okay. Im clueless about the second as well though.

[derekhonda]

Maybe its a trick. I know a long time ago, like middleschool days when me and my friends were awesome...and everything, my friends and i used to make up jokes that didnt make sense and then start laughing at the so called "punch line" and see who else would laugh with us and then make fun of them. It was pretty comical actually...damn i really was awesome. :blah:

[CannondaleRider]

^^^^^^^^:huh kinda cocky huh^^^^^














J/P

[SGA]

Originally posted by SCOOTER450R
Sorry about my English grammer!

The second joke is suppose to go like " There is no F in way"
I had to think a bit on on the second one. Is this right?

You: How do you fit a hippo in a VW?
Them: I dunno, how?
You: Take the F out of way.
Them: There is no F in way.
You: You're right, there is no F in way (No f'ing way):D

[Ryan]

These jokes just went right over my head :huh

[dpizz450]

the first ones over my head but after i read SGA's post i understood the 2 one

[SRH]

Originally posted by SCOOTER450R
My oldest son gave this to me last night!

Read this aloud and fast:

I'm sofa king we Todd did!

another:

How do you get a Hippo in a VW Bug?

Take the F out of way!

This is what is coming home from High School !

im so ****in weeded?

[MOFO]

My Dixie Wrecked



:eek:

[squeak12]

im so f****** re-tard-ed

[SGA]

Yeah, they are a bit dry, but its all good :).

Heres a dry one I have:
Theres this man that eats breakfast every morning at the Waffle House.
One morning he forgets his briefcase, so his wife knowing he would be eating there, calls up there to let him know.
The Waffle House answers the phone. The wife says, "My husband, his name is Will Dunn, he left his brief case at home, could you check to see if hes there?"

So the waitress hollors, " Is the a Will Dunn in here?" No answer. She hollors again, no answer. She sees a man going in the bathroom, so she shouts to him " Theres a lady on the phone here looking for a guy named Will Dunn, could you check and see if he in the restroom? The guy nods yes.

As hes going in the bathroom, another guys coming out.
The guy going in says " Hey buddy, are you Dunn?"
The other guy says "Yeah, im done"
The first guy says "Good, theres a phone call for you at the counter" :D

[LTandRaptorider]

another good one is to have a woman in a store page Mike Hunt... :devil:

there was a web site that had recordings from some guys at London Heathrow airport... they would hand someone a slip of paper with supposed foreign names, they would then record the the page that went over the loudspeaker. it was funny, I'll see if I can find it in my spare time... :rolleyes: :o

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
another good one is to have a woman in a store page Mike Hunt... :devil:

There is some kid in my school named zack hunt, it is so funny whenever the principal calls him to the ofice or wherever he has to go, and his name is said like every day. It's so funny.

I got one of them jokes too. My sicience teacher would always get people with this, say it outloud and fast.

I'm not the fig pluckers son, but i'll pluck figs till the fig pluckers son comes.

I think thats how it goes.

[TGW_400ex]

wow i blows my mind that some people didn't get the first one