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TheFontMaster
08-24-2004, 10:03 PM
heres how it goes. I start a story and everyone has to add a sentence or small paragraph to it.


I was riding my quad through some trails and I came around a corner really fast and there was a....


You guys take it from here. And have some fun with this thread!

Pvt. Maggot
08-24-2004, 10:12 PM
A huge ape man named mister mcfinklemelon...and he

burrows
08-24-2004, 10:32 PM
waving at me while drinking a pepsi and eating oreos. He tried to say......

lol
08-24-2004, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by TheFontMaster


I was riding my quad through some trails and I came around a corner really fast and there was a....



giant frog eating dinosaur who said polish my whistle and serve me a milkshake :eek2:

400grl
08-24-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by burrows
waving at me while drinking a pepsi and eating oreos. He tried to say......

something to me but kept burping and spitting out cookie crumbs.....it looked like he was about to......

Punk'd
08-24-2004, 10:45 PM
FART the way he was turning all red screaming for help when all of a sudden...

SmokinEX
08-24-2004, 11:03 PM
mister mcfinklemelon came running stright at me and he...

YFZ450Ridr
08-25-2004, 12:26 AM
was throwing oreos at me and spit pepsi all over me when at that exact moment...

devildriver422
08-25-2004, 12:30 AM
i kicked him in the head and knocked him out

Punk'd
08-25-2004, 01:38 AM
When he woke up there was a huge 5000 foot crator from his atomic fart.. he squints and see's the all mighty pappy on the harizon screaming at the top of his lungs BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA when..

Rrider4life8
08-25-2004, 04:38 AM
he thought to himself, I almost died from a frekin atomic FART!!!!

trick450r
08-25-2004, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Rrider4life8
he thought to himself, I almost died from a frekin atomic FART!!!!

you did it wrong....

anyway then he woke up, took off his mask, and it turned out to be micheal jackson and he tried to rape pappies children when.....:eek2:

Big400EX
08-25-2004, 07:44 AM
He realised he'd much rather rape PUNK'd for messing up this thread with his farting.:blah:

MY450R
08-25-2004, 08:54 AM
punkd graciously agreed and bent over with anticipation when...

lol
08-25-2004, 09:13 AM
mike (me) showed up and said GET A ROOM!

MY450R
08-25-2004, 10:42 AM
so punk'd and michael go to the best western
they proceed to get undresssed when michael laughs at punk'd for having such a tiny...

diesel-mech
08-25-2004, 10:52 AM
... head. just then a maid walked in looking for her feather duster. she couldn't find it but she noticed feathers sticking out of mikes...

WOracing
08-25-2004, 10:59 AM
ear...just then mike replys, "those arent the feathers your looking for", then...

Blysster
08-25-2004, 11:07 AM
...The maid accused punk'd of raping her. He denied this saying it was casual and he though she was a guy with a huge..

MY450R
08-25-2004, 12:02 PM
ego just then the maid slaps punk'd in the face
at that moment her breast falls out of her malfunctioning wardrobe...

TheFontMaster
08-26-2004, 12:05 AM
as the wardrobe was malfunchioning it was shooting spaks all over the hotel room setting stuff on fire. Just then the manager of the hotel came in and said...

kamikaze_rzrbak
08-26-2004, 12:25 AM
oh jeeze not another chick flick then punk'd

FreekShow
08-26-2004, 06:45 AM
got the hell out of the hotel room and when he walked outside there was

MY450R
08-26-2004, 07:14 AM
michael bending over with a sign sticking out of his rear that read...

diesel-mech
08-26-2004, 09:27 AM
"speak into the mike" suddenly michel spins around and sings his newly released song "spare your monkey, spank a school boy. The video shows..

JRDrider22
08-26-2004, 09:35 AM
mike fondeling 3 kids at the same time and they were all age 6. they were all laughing untill....

TheFontMaster
08-26-2004, 09:43 AM
Mister McFincklemelon came out of nowhere ans started kicking punk'd in his...

tore up
08-26-2004, 09:49 AM
Big toe, punk'd thought to himself...

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 09:55 AM
..if only I lived in Mexico!! The only thing that happens there is....

derekhonda
08-26-2004, 09:59 AM
people making porn movies. He thinks to himself and says "man how i would love to make a porn movie with....."

Pappy
08-26-2004, 10:03 AM
osama bin laden, that we he could...

JRDrider22
08-26-2004, 10:03 AM
jenna jameson, wow she is so hot wat if i ...

Rebelrider4OOex
08-26-2004, 10:11 AM
railed her hardkor or..........

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 10:11 AM
but then I found out she was.....

tore up
08-26-2004, 10:12 AM
made it with a toilet, a donkey and a stick of gum???? I would call it...



(i need to learn how to type faster!!!:rolleyes: )

derekhonda
08-26-2004, 10:23 AM
but then I found out she was.....

really sleeping catfish, then he

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 10:27 AM
decided he had too much for one day! He needed to get some rest. So he fell asleep, dreaming about how he ....

tore up
08-26-2004, 10:31 AM
loved that big lollypop in the sky. When all of a sudden....

derekhonda
08-26-2004, 10:42 AM
he felt a small rodent crawl out of his ***, and thought to himself...

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 10:46 AM
Damn that Mister McFincklemelon!! He did it again! Now I gotta go to the doctor again and have him check my.....

acold7dusta
08-26-2004, 10:52 AM
...eyes becuase they were all red from looking deep into the rodent's eyes and it casted a spell on him, turning him into a...

derekhonda
08-26-2004, 10:53 AM
woman with giant ....

MY450R
08-26-2004, 11:02 AM
stomach rolls and cottage cheese.punk'd ate her cottage cheese with pappy who was smiling at..

WOracing
08-26-2004, 11:19 AM
the rolls and cotage cheese then pappy said...

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 11:19 AM
punk'd for yet another spell was cast on him! Right before his eyes, he turned into a tiolet in a public restroom at Walmart! He could not believe it! How could this happen???? He felt doomed this time! When all of a sudden things got better and....

doctor_915
08-26-2004, 11:37 AM
The janitor came by to give him his daily dose of 2000 Flushes tablets. Now he his breath is blue and always fresh. Unfortunately Ron Elroy, the district manager of this walmart came buy to drop off a gargantuan.....

MY450R
08-26-2004, 11:39 AM
dump but just then he heard a voice come from the toilet it was saying...

tore up
08-26-2004, 11:44 AM
He changed into a urinal with one of those white mints in the bottom of it ( "yummm white mints" Homer Simpson voice") when all of a sudden a large....

K_Banger125
08-26-2004, 11:48 AM
women walked in and grabbed him by the nuts saying

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 11:51 AM
"Hey there big boy! How bout we ...."

tore up
08-26-2004, 11:58 AM
go for an ice cream and maybe you will get a piece of.....

TheFontMaster
08-26-2004, 12:56 PM
a pice of pie. But what punk'd didn't know was that pappy had poisoned that piece of pie....

MY450R
08-26-2004, 01:42 PM
but he didnt inhale and spit it up and cried like a girl for hours until michael said "beat it beat it" so when he left he blew a kiss to...

87250rxrider
08-26-2004, 01:51 PM
his ***, while pappy looked on with a surprising look on his....

Punk'd
08-26-2004, 07:12 PM
dude im a star:D

Punk'd
08-26-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by 87250rxrider
his ***, while pappy looked on with a surprising look on his....

rump:D pappy and his 450r ride to the black forest in search of the smurfs but end up running into..

JRDrider22
08-26-2004, 07:42 PM
michael....

87250rxrider
08-26-2004, 07:54 PM
who was in a dark corner stroking his.....

I-7
08-26-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by 87250rxrider
who was in a dark corner stroking his.....

son..............'s head. He stops and then starts to....

TheFontMaster
08-26-2004, 08:56 PM
drink a pepi that he pulled out of his...

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 10:12 PM
pocket. He got to thinking....."How bout them smurfs? I think I need to go back and see if I can find me some blue lil smurfetts. When he finally got there, to his amazment he saw......

Ryan
08-26-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by HtFoxChick
pocket. He got to thinking....."How bout them smurfs? I think I need to go back and see if I can find me some blue lil smurfetts. When he finally got there, to his amazment he saw......

Black people like AtvMxRider!



:p

TheFontMaster
08-26-2004, 10:17 PM
and all the smurfs were doing this
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php

HtFoxChick
08-26-2004, 10:21 PM
Oh my, what naugty smurfs they were in the forest that day!HAHAHAHA.....After all that fun, he decided he needed to....

K_Banger125
08-26-2004, 10:47 PM
smoke a big fat jammer and go look at the....

Punk'd
08-26-2004, 11:07 PM
Tree.. After stareing at the tree a bird hit him n the face and then..

87250rxrider
08-27-2004, 06:01 AM
he ate the bird, while trying to scrape the remaining bird off of his big fat....

MY450R
08-27-2004, 06:34 AM
boil on his forehead,he decided to pick a branch off the tree to lance his boil when all of a sudden a squirrel came out of the hole in the tree and said my name is ...

I-7
08-27-2004, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by MY450R
boil on his forehead,he decided to pick a branch off the tree to lance his boil when all of a sudden a squirrel came out of the hole in the tree and said my name is ...

Tom, James Tom :o . He looked at mike and...

sharkinthepool
08-27-2004, 07:51 AM
...said "why did you eat that bird? That bird was my"...

MY450R
08-27-2004, 08:01 AM
best wood pecker ive ever sucked on in mt whole life
now what am i going to do...

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 08:36 AM
he thought for a moment and wondered what Mister McFinklemelon was up to. So, he went to see him but before he got to the door , he noticed a brand new .....

MY450R
08-27-2004, 08:40 AM
theres a door next to the tree?

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 09:01 AM
Damit! In this story there's a door!!:grr:


:D

burrows
08-27-2004, 09:26 AM
a great big sliding door,

TheFontMaster
08-27-2004, 09:29 AM
And behind that sliding door was mister mcfinclemelon and michal jacksone reading the instructions for a...

WOracing
08-27-2004, 09:32 AM
vibrator for their...

Tommy 17
08-27-2004, 09:33 AM
daughters...

MY450R
08-27-2004, 09:38 AM
ROCK tumbler so they strapped it on and went at it
soon they became very...

burrows
08-27-2004, 09:41 AM
very distraught with the way this was going so they....

tore up
08-27-2004, 10:13 AM
Bought a bus ticket to Wabasso, Minnesota to visit.....:huh

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 10:20 AM
Hummmmmm......who lives in Wabasso, Minnesota? Naw, he changed his mind and decided to ....

JRDrider22
08-27-2004, 10:27 AM
take a plane to Wabasso, Minnesota.........

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 10:37 AM
but that didn't work either so.....he decided to watch some TV. But the TV didn't work so he....

burrows
08-27-2004, 10:39 AM
got on his new white ........

tore up
08-27-2004, 10:40 AM
take a plane to Wabasso, Minnesota.........:blah:

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 10:44 AM
No, no, no...he didn't want to go to Minnesota! too many mosquitoes for his liking!! He got on his new white....

tore up
08-27-2004, 10:52 AM
ok,ok,ok... on his new white moped with.....

WOracing
08-27-2004, 11:01 AM
3 stage turbo and a hemi:D then did a wheelie across a..

MY450R
08-27-2004, 11:27 AM
live wire across a telephone pole jumped and landed somewhere in minnesota i think the town was...

87250rxrider
08-27-2004, 11:39 AM
Wabasso, where the people enjoying....

tore up
08-27-2004, 11:40 AM
Wabasso, Minnesota:devil: :huh (OK,ok,ok if we keep this up she wont play with us ne more!!!) it missed that town completely and landed in Arkansaw, where 2 Hillbillys found them and.....

Tommy 17
08-27-2004, 11:48 AM
it turned out to be monkey boy and cuz'n who were gettin green smocks for...

MY450R
08-27-2004, 11:53 AM
pickling pastured peppers just then he lifted his smock and saw...

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 01:35 PM
a teeney weeney.........

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 01:36 PM
:devil: spider crawling up his leg, about to.....

MY450R
08-27-2004, 01:40 PM
bite his peppered pickle so he punched it and hit himself in the ****
he couldnt utter a word all of a sudden he saw a stick of dynamite stuck in his rear so he...

K_Banger125
08-27-2004, 01:42 PM
grabbed a pitchfork and penatrated it into his rectum...he looked around for a

TheFontMaster
08-27-2004, 01:44 PM
a scisors to cut the string off the stick of dynamite, but there were no scisorrs so he threw the dynamite in a...

tore up
08-27-2004, 01:51 PM
shoping cart at the local Vons, where he went to pick up some....

K_Banger125
08-27-2004, 01:59 PM
hookers...he took them to his...

Tommy 17
08-27-2004, 02:09 PM
secret hideout where...

derekhonda
08-27-2004, 02:11 PM
Jerry the black guy likes to spy on young girls in the park and play with his

FreekShow
08-27-2004, 02:52 PM
PIMPELS:devil: and also

tore up
08-27-2004, 02:58 PM
His belly button lint while hes eating.....

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 03:06 PM
eating 2 potato barretoes from Taco Bell! Suddenly , things didn't feel so good and he was about to....

LTandRaptorider
08-27-2004, 03:14 PM
rip off a car stereo, but when he got back to his car he found...

derekhonda
08-27-2004, 03:16 PM
his long lost detachable penis

LTandRaptorider
08-27-2004, 03:19 PM
and on it was a blue ribbon, so he said, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize! So after re-attaching it, he decided to...

Tommy 17
08-27-2004, 03:22 PM
hump his best friends...

trick450r
08-27-2004, 03:23 PM
ankle...when his best friend told him he reminded him of a dog...a super dog......

LTandRaptorider
08-27-2004, 03:28 PM
so he got him a bowl of Alpo, but as he scooped it into the bowl, he spilled some down the front of his pants. It was then he noticed...

derekhonda
08-27-2004, 03:47 PM
his penis had detached again

HtFoxChick
08-27-2004, 04:06 PM
why wouldn't it stay on do you suppose? Was he or wasn't he a.... (Muhaha...:devil: )

wilkin250r
08-27-2004, 04:23 PM
...latent homosexual. He pondered for a while, and concluded that he was indeed, so he took off for...

LTandRaptorider
08-27-2004, 06:14 PM
Wabasso MN, but realized once again he left his detachable penis behind. So he decided to get a...

K_Banger125
08-27-2004, 06:57 PM
pocket pu$$y instead...he went to the tittie bar to...

wilkin250r
08-27-2004, 07:34 PM
...beg money from his mom, he hoped she made good tips that night. He walked in and...

LTandRaptorider
08-27-2004, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
...beg money from his mom, he hoped she made good tips that night. He walked in and...

found his mom and cuz'n moving the furniture again. So while he waited for them to finish, he...

team_450_88
08-27-2004, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
found his mom and cuz'n moving the furniture again. So while he waited for them to finish, he...


went to his room and jacked off....and when his mom came up to his room and opened the door she.......

TheFontMaster
08-28-2004, 11:44 AM
gave him back his dispsible penis, then he noticed that something on it looked different, there was a.....

phatswinn
08-28-2004, 08:35 PM
wraper on it that said "Ballpark" so she ate it. He then left for minnnisota on his white twin turbo hemi...moped and when he got to minnisota he went to go see ronald mcdonald at the motel 8 who helped him..

LTandRaptorider
08-28-2004, 08:45 PM
get his moped in the room. Ronald McDonald then took off his big nose, and oversize shoes and said...

MotoX3
08-28-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
get his moped in the room. Ronald McDonald then took off his big nose, and oversize shoes and said... I AM JERRY:D

LTandRaptorider
08-28-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by MotoX3
I AM JERRY:D

and see, I'm not black! I'm a clown! and I don't really have big feet, just wear these ridiculous shoes to impress women. Jerry then jumped on the bed and said...

MotoX3
08-28-2004, 08:59 PM
wanna see my happy meal?

HtFoxChick
08-28-2004, 09:01 PM
"Booga, Booga, Booga!!!" He got back on his Moped but ran out of gas, so he had to.....

LTandRaptorider
08-28-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by HtFoxChick
"Booga, Booga, Booga!!!" He got back on his Moped but ran out of gas, so he had to.....

pull out his detachable penis since he lost his thumb, to try and hitchhike. but when he reached in his pocket, he pulled out a...

MotoX3
08-28-2004, 09:18 PM
happy meal:macho

phatswinn
08-28-2004, 09:40 PM
so instead of hitch hiking for a ride, he ate the happy meal, whish weirdly included a football, a baby hippo, and a police siren, and for the drink he got witches stew, he drank the stew and felt a tingle feeling, then he

K_Banger125
08-28-2004, 10:54 PM
let out a lil queff...after he was done queffing he decided to...

HtFoxChick
08-29-2004, 01:37 PM
go find Punk'd and Mike, for he heard they had just broke a world record in....... (Way to go boys!)....

LTandRaptorider
08-29-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by HtFoxChick
go find Punk'd and Mike, for he heard they had just broke a world record in....... (Way to go boys!)....

a duet of farting and burping to the tune of 'It's Raining Men'! But when he got there, he found them...

brian-250
08-29-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
a duet of farting and burping to the tune of 'It's Raining Men'! But when he got there, he found them...



Making a gay porno shoot.:eek2:

LTandRaptorider
08-29-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by brian-250
Making a gay porno shoot.:eek2:

that seems to be on your mind a lot lately, Brian.... between you and roostindale saying he would love to see my ***... I just don't feel safe anymore... :(

but what he mistook for a gay porno shoot, was in actuality punk'd performing the heimlik on mike. and out of mike's mouth shot...

Rrider4life8
08-29-2004, 07:56 PM
a sticky white substance with ......

bigfoot300ex
08-29-2004, 08:23 PM
pictures of missing 6 year old boys and....

phatswinn
08-29-2004, 09:33 PM
janet jacksons wardrobe malfunction, so he took them to

LTandRaptorider
08-29-2004, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by phatswinn
janet jacksons wardrobe malfunction, so he took them to

Omar the Tentmaker to get something for his new fat chick! But when he got there, he found out...

K_Banger125
08-29-2004, 10:24 PM
it was a child pornography studio so he decided to...

team_450_88
08-29-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by K_Banger125
it was a child pornography studio so he decided to...

Call up R.Kelly because he knew he was into lil kids and when R.Kelly got there he......

FourFiftyFour
08-29-2004, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by team_450_88
Call up R.Kelly because he knew he was into lil kids and when R.Kelly got there he......

called P Diddy who shut down the studio and everyone...

MY450R
08-30-2004, 08:36 AM
got on thier horses and rode into town.punk'd looked at him and said save a horse and ride ...

TheFontMaster
08-30-2004, 09:33 AM
Midget. So there was punk'd riding a midget around L.A. when he rode the midget into the road and got hit by a....

K_Banger125
08-30-2004, 12:07 PM
semi that was full of mexicans...

wilkin250r
08-30-2004, 12:13 PM
and giraffes. Why they were exporting giraffes out of Mexico, nobody knows, but one could guess the reason is because...

sharkinthepool
08-30-2004, 12:28 PM
...they were stuffed full of dope, which was to be sold so that they could buy...

derekhonda
08-30-2004, 12:32 PM
jerry the procedure that michael jackson got, so he wont have to be black anymore but rather more of a white person with .....

MY450R
08-30-2004, 12:56 PM
big lips and big butt and 500 dope filled girrafes later recovered by...

FourFiftyFour
08-30-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by MY450R
big lips and big butt and 500 dope filled girrafes later recovered by...

punk'd because it was what he specifically ordered and when he got them he

K_Banger125
08-30-2004, 02:11 PM
cut open one of them and rolled a big fatty and got...

derekhonda
08-30-2004, 02:13 PM
arrested for cruelty to animals. After his arrest, he went straight to the . . .

HtFoxChick
08-30-2004, 02:47 PM
next Home Depo because he needed to buy himself a new plastic pool to fill full of jello, so he could invite Tommy over and he could show him some new moves! (being he had a front row seat and all) Tommy was happy to help him out!!:D What Tommy didn't know was.......

xNOILABOYx
08-30-2004, 02:56 PM
htfoxchic was getting it all on film for H7

HtFoxChick
08-30-2004, 03:02 PM
I'm telling you boys....H7 is gonna be good! Thanks to Tommy and his.......

FourFiftyFour
08-30-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by HtFoxChick
I'm telling you boys....H7 is gonna be good! Thanks to Tommy and his.......

pet armadillo who was doing flips into the pool of jello and

wilkin250r
08-30-2004, 05:13 PM
...sour cream. Yes, jello and sour cream are a weird combination for eating, but great for doing backflips into. If you've never tried it, I suggest you do. It's the best thing to fill your backflip pool, along with...

TheFontMaster
08-30-2004, 05:35 PM
Mayonaise. Then the bomb squad showed up at tommy's backflip pool and starterd doing backflips into it. All of a sudden punk'd decided to try a backflip and he...

xNOILABOYx
08-30-2004, 06:25 PM
landed on xnoilaboyx and htfoxchick who were having sex im the smelly sour cream which acted as an awesome...

K_Banger125
08-30-2004, 06:31 PM
lubricant...that heated on contact...before finishing xnoilboyx decided to...

xNOILABOYx
08-30-2004, 06:36 PM
prematurly bust a load and run off w/ danas yfz to never be seen again, shortly after someone...

derekhonda
08-30-2004, 07:54 PM
<<haha, you just ripped on yourself>>



prematurly bust a load and run off w/ danas yfz to never be seen again, shortly after someone...

named brian-250 showed up on his imaginary...

FourFiftyFour
08-30-2004, 07:57 PM
and cdalechick decides that what xnoilaboyx did was uncalled for and ran him over with a RUNNING CANNONDALE :D and people were amazed because it was running and they

TheFontMaster
08-30-2004, 08:08 PM
Wanted to get a picture of it because they knew that the only other runin canondale they would ever see again was Jeff's.

team_450_88
08-30-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by TheFontMaster
Wanted to get a picture of it because they knew that the only other runin canondale they would ever see again was Jeff's.

and the only reason his is running is because...

08-30-2004, 09:58 PM
he filled it full of jello, sour cream and mayo. Before he put the gas cap on though he..

team_450_88
08-30-2004, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by golfman400ex
he filled it full of jello, sour cream and mayo. Before he put the gas cap on though he..

thought about it and was wondering if wut he did would make his cannodale run like c-dalechicks and after he thought about it he......

MY450R
08-31-2004, 06:46 AM
gave up trying cause he knew it was a lost cause so he bought a 450r instead and...

FourFiftyFour
08-31-2004, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by MY450R
gave up trying cause he knew it was a lost cause so he bought a 450r instead and...

then a blaster beat him so he was embarrassed and went with the new ATK and the roost from his tires hit everyone so hard it made them


(hehe dont get mad honda boys ;) im just playin with yall)

tore up
08-31-2004, 09:23 AM
Go out and buy a honda with there.....:blah:

FourFiftyFour
08-31-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by tore up
Go out and buy a honda with there.....:blah:

hard earned money bc the roost from the mighty ATK knocked them senseless, when they got back

lol
08-31-2004, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by CDaleChick
hard earned money bc the roost from the mighty ATK knocked them senseless, when they got back

Mike stole the ATK and rode to the titty bar to.....

FourFiftyFour
08-31-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by lol
Mike stole the ATK and rode to the titty bar to.....

find rico's ******, but she was too busy looking for rico so

lol
08-31-2004, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by CDaleChick
find rico's ******, but she was too busy looking for rico so


mike just spent the rest of the day at the titty bar until...

MY450R
08-31-2004, 12:33 PM
he passed out drunk and awoke inbetween the legs of a hot...

YFZ450Ridr
08-31-2004, 12:45 PM
ape woman with extremly hairy.....

I-7
08-31-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by 250EXridr
ape woman with extremly hairy.....

kittens. They talked for hours until he found out that she...

MY450R
08-31-2004, 01:22 PM
SHE HAS NO TEETH so she got busy gobblin his nobblin when all of a sudden...

pa_countryboy
08-31-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by MY450R
SHE HAS NO TEETH so she got busy gobblin his nobblin when all of a sudden...
he ran out of money and she got mad because...

HtFoxChick
08-31-2004, 02:45 PM
she wasn't invited to wrestle in the jello pool! So she decided to "saddle up her horse and go out to the city!" Meanwhile, he got to thinkin....

TheFontMaster
08-31-2004, 08:22 PM
I think im in love with the ape woman. So he hoped on his midget and started riding after the ape woman...

MY450R
09-01-2004, 06:27 AM
buga buga he called...there was no answer
buga buga he called again ..this time she jumped from the tree and...

markk
09-01-2004, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by MY450R
buga buga he called...there was no answer
buga buga he called again ..this time she jumped from the tree and...



Kicked him in the shin, Then slapped him in the face, And ran like HELL!

Bobbs07
09-01-2004, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by markk
Kicked him in the shin, Then slapped him in the face, And ran like HELL!


Then fell down in a sand pit full of sand fish, and jumped on his ds650..

MY450R
09-01-2004, 11:36 AM
and it crapped out so he got on the 450r and got the hell outa there he eventually came across the titty bar so he dropped in and stayed awhile...

pa_countryboy
09-01-2004, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by MY450R
and it crapped out so he got on the 450r and got the hell outa there he eventually came across the titty bar so he dropped in and stayed awhile...
until pappy asked if he wanted a lap dance and he said...

MY450R
09-02-2004, 12:34 PM
yeah please tea bag me until...

TheFontMaster
10-10-2004, 09:45 PM
I had to bump this thread up. It is just too funny



Originally posted by MY450R
yeah please tea bag me until...


untill it makes me scream like a little girl and i want to...

YFZ450Ridr
10-10-2004, 09:52 PM
hop on my mechanical bull and ride down to texas until..

sparky450AR
10-10-2004, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by 250EXridr
hop on my mechanical bull and ride down to texas until..

my nuts fall off....

LTandRaptorider
10-10-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by sparky450AR
my nuts fall off....

which means no more tea-bagging... so intead, he decided to...

LazeR
10-10-2004, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
which means no more tea-bagging... so intead, he decided to...

hotdog, until the victim woke up choking, and they.....

MY450R
10-11-2004, 08:12 AM
found pappy playing dress up wearing high heels and a thong
he looked suprised at...

WOracing
10-11-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by MY450R
found pappy playing dress up wearing high heels and a thong
he looked suprised at...

how many people had cameras:eek2: so he started...

dpizz450
10-11-2004, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by WOracing
how many people had cameras:eek2: so he started...

to take off all of his clothes while.....

Martin Blair
10-11-2004, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by YZrida
to take off all of his clothes while.....

he saw his wife in the next room , in bed with ....

YFZ450Ridr
10-11-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by HN400exracer
he saw his wife in the next room , in bed with ....


Huegh Heffner(sp?), and just then....

LazeR
10-11-2004, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by 250EXridr
Huegh Heffner(sp?), and just then....

He got a chill up his spine and noticed hugh was watching some raunchy S&M, and got all choked up so he

MY450R
10-12-2004, 02:42 PM
pappy gave hugh his huge back vibrator(haha) and showed him how to use it...

MY450R
10-12-2004, 02:49 PM
just then ltandraptorrider came in and joined them to the threesome...

HtFoxChick
10-20-2004, 10:56 PM
..this is one hell of a sight, everyone in the room was thinking! Who knew....that LtandRaptorider had an extra......:devil: (I couldn't resist this one) hahahhaa

allmixedup047
10-20-2004, 11:24 PM
set of underwear that he carries around just incase he were to need them for.......

MY450R
10-21-2004, 06:33 AM
when he does doodoo in his pants and a wet noodle that...

400exrules
06-19-2005, 09:06 PM
that flops around like rubber, and will never cooperate when needed

Punk'd
06-19-2005, 09:20 PM
Meanwhile willy wonka drops out of the sky to say.......

hardkoratvmxr
06-19-2005, 09:40 PM
to say....... try some of these nuts

450Racer
06-19-2005, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by hardkoratvmxr
try some of these nuts

i think you'll enjoy them, because i sure know that LtandRaptorider did! :blah:

Cody_300ex
06-19-2005, 11:06 PM
But willy wonka was really brian / brian-250 in disguse, cause he was..........

400exrules
06-20-2005, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
But willy wonka was really brian / brian-250 in disguse, cause he was..........

trying to get a his fix of twinkies

400exrules
07-22-2005, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by 400exrules
trying to get a his fix of twinkies

so bryan was runnin all around town, lookin for the ''good stuff''

when all of the sudden...

07-22-2005, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by 400exrules
so bryan was runnin all around town, lookin for the ''good stuff''

when all of the sudden... HE FOUND THE TWINKIE FACTORY!! Brian was in heaven!!!!! But then out of nowhere......

FoxRacing81
07-22-2005, 11:40 AM
a potato fell outta the sky and hit him in the head, leaving him unconsious...when all of a sudden

YFZ450Ridr
07-22-2005, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by MX610EX
a potato fell outta the sky and hit him in the head, leaving him unconsious...when all of a sudden

his momma came and dragged him back home because he was late for dinner and....

07-22-2005, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by 250EXridr
his momma came and dragged him back home because he was late for dinner and.... brian ate the potato on the way. when he got home he...

07-22-2005, 12:02 PM
opened the door and who did you think he say standing there? Yes it was RoostintheDunes, standing their with Pappy's 18 inch ThrustoMatic Dildo.....

trick450r
07-22-2005, 12:11 PM
at exactly that moment pappy walked in a punched him out and took back his good 'ol thrustomatic...

07-22-2005, 12:13 PM
and said "SPAMMING MY FORUM ISNT ENOUGH??? YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY TOYS TOO???!!?!?!"

trick450r
07-22-2005, 12:16 PM
at exactly that moment rico walked in and started yelling QUAD ZONE QUAd ZONE QUAD ZONE in pappys face...



P.S we are going to get banned for this

07-22-2005, 12:17 PM
Pappy looks at RICO.. and says.... "you wanna see a neat trick????" he takes rico and bends him over and shoves the 18 inch dildo right up his.....

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trick450r
07-22-2005, 12:20 PM
ear, but then pappy was surpiresed to find out that RICO was not even in the room and it was dier wolf with the dildo sticking out of his ear and begging pappy to put it in his butt, just then trick450r comes in the room after have a great night with RICO"S wife/girlfriend and says....

FoxRacing81
07-22-2005, 01:02 PM
"I'm Hungry, Pappy, what do you got to eat you *******?" Pappy then replys by saying

trick450r
07-22-2005, 01:04 PM
eat, i'll give you sumthing to eat...at that moment pappy whpped out his...

07-22-2005, 01:05 PM
sORRY i noticed afterwards it had to be Rico, not you... My bad.

PS just got devorced pappy can have her if he likes LOL.

trick450r
07-22-2005, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by DierWolf
sORRY i noticed afterwards it had to be Rico, not you... My bad.

PS just got devorced pappy can have her if he likes LOL.

its cool....way to go haha

FoxRacing81
07-22-2005, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by trick450r
eat...how can you be hungry, you just finishing eating ricos wife...but at that moment rico....

walks in and slaps trick450r in the face....trick450r then

trick450r
07-22-2005, 01:11 PM
trick450r falls on the floor and at that moment the fontmaster walks in and...

07-22-2005, 01:14 PM
says.... "WHO'S UP FOR ONE SLOPPY BL0W#$@"

rippin2
07-22-2005, 04:11 PM
then everyone kicks the **** outa dierwolf...

FoxRacing81
07-22-2005, 04:45 PM
they then realize that dierwolf isn't even in the room, and they we're really kicking the **** outta fontmaster...Pappy then said..

400exrules
07-22-2005, 06:35 PM
I CHALLENGE RICO TO A RACE, HIM VS. MY SON, THROUGH THE WOODS, to see who gets the thrustomatic, so......

trick450r
07-22-2005, 06:52 PM
all in all rico won....must be all the weight in powder coat on cody's quad..but pappy decided to give the thrustomatic treatment because....

rippin2
07-22-2005, 06:55 PM
cody slashed ricos tires

07-22-2005, 08:55 PM
and then ripin2 suddenly appeared, grabbed the 18 inch thrustomatic, and ran away with it into the woods. then they heard....

07-22-2005, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by aLLoY MX 428
and then ripin2 suddenly appeared, grabbed the 18 inch thrustomatic, and ran away with it into the woods. then they heard....

mr.mcfinklemelon moaning and groaning in despiration of...

07-22-2005, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Marshmello
mr.mcfinklemelon moaning and groaning in despiration of... more of rippin2's personal thrustomatic:eek: then pappy pulled out his 12 gauge and...

07-22-2005, 09:10 PM
and shoved it in...

thrasher_ex
07-22-2005, 09:19 PM
the...

07-22-2005, 09:23 PM
bunghole of michael jackson

now micheal is screaming....

TRX_450
07-22-2005, 09:41 PM
because his stash of little boys is getting away and....

07-22-2005, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by TRX_450
because his stash of little boys is getting away and.... hes torn hahahah between going after the boys and staying for the shotgun raping. then...

400exrules
07-22-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by aLLoY MX 428
hes torn hahahah between going after the boys and staying for the shotgun raping. then...

he

FoxRacing81
07-22-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
he

realizes he can't let his boys get away, so he decides to..

2002400ex
07-22-2005, 10:01 PM
hop on a purple unicorn...

07-22-2005, 10:04 PM
and gallop to his wishing tree, where he wished that....

07-22-2005, 10:06 PM
pappa smurf would...

07-22-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Marshmello
pappa smurf would... take marshmello back to southafrica hah im j/p dude. pappa smurf would round up his kids and bring them back to their cages:eek:

07-22-2005, 10:13 PM
lol

where they would all amuse themselves by

redlineranger
07-22-2005, 11:45 PM
setting a bunch of michael jackson posters on fire while screaming........

07-23-2005, 12:02 AM
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS


and all of a sudden it starts.....

2002400ex
07-23-2005, 12:04 AM
raining twinkies and brian...