MOFO
08-07-2004, 05:44 AM
I found this on another site... thought it was pretty damn funny!
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves,
the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the after-shave. Kerry
was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell
that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to
Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't
know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves,
the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the after-shave. Kerry
was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell
that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to
Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't
know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."