wife for sale(cheap!)

[MY450R]

yes ladies and gentleman we have a blonde haired blue eyed
****** up for bids
shes 5'8 " tall and weighs 118 lbs
nice ***** and boobies 34c to be exact
can we start the bidding at 50 cents
** do i hear 25**
** do i hear 10**
come on guys i need the money lol

[red]

does she cook and clean?:eek2:

[MY450R]

no
now that i think about it she doesnt do much of anything except look pretty
or if your content with mac and cheese

[SHOCKER]

pics? pics please

[Bubba]

pics?:devil:

[Bubba]

ahhh beat me to it shocker:blah:

[MY450R]

im at work without a scanner so no
oh almost forgot she is HHOOOOTTTT!!!
and she doesnt know
personally id like her to go to a red neck so he could put the ****** to work in the fields
she thinks im bad
just wait and see how bad it really can be honey:devil:

[MY450R]

come on guys
she has it goin on in the bedroom!!

[wilkin250r]

All I have is a nickel.

Do you have change? :D

[MY450R]

lol
do i hear 2 cent??

[MY450R]

oh cool
i think im up for bids on the husband of the year forum!!
its upto 10 grand already

[Parrella450]

dam man..wat part of Mass u from? let me see some pics

[Tantal]

I may be interested in placing a bid :D ...

First, I have some questions... How will you be shipping her? AND, what method of payment would you prefer, I have a lot of cans (bout a whole dollar worth) that I was planning on cashing in at the package store, I could box them all up and UPS them to you... :D

[MY450R]

as mentioned on the other thread...
i dont have a scanner at work

[Karizz]

Does she come with amy kind of warranty? You say the body is nice....but has she ever been wrecked? Any aftermarket parts on her?;)

[trick450r]

Originally posted by Karizz
Does she come with amy kind of warranty? You say the body is nice....but has she ever been wrecked? Any aftermarket parts on her?;)


wtf:huh maybe she comes with some toys you know toys that enhance the riding experience...how does she ride does she handle good is their anything loose or will it all come good and tight? thank you for your time!:blah:

[Toadz400]

Can I take her for a test ride?

I have $5 I'd be willing to spend.

[roostin_dale]

Ive got six dolla....:macho

[Samson]

Anybody up fpr a "time share"? :D

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by roostin_dale
Ive got six dolla....:macho

$7.50:grr:

[Karizz]

Okay,,,I bid $10.53...:rolleyes:

[roostin_dale]

Originally posted by Karizz
Okay,,,I bid $10.53...:rolleyes:

Only cuz she is a blonde and has big boobies...i got 12 dolla

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by roostin_dale
Only cuz she is a blonde and has big boobies...i got 12 dolla

Hmm...I don't know if I should go this high...but...well...here it goes.....20 dolla'!!

[Karizz]

Originally posted by roostin_dale
Only cuz she is a blonde and has big boobies...

Oh i must have overlooked that part of the description:huh ...Im a Boob lover:D My new bid is $200.... I'd spend that much at a good jiggly room in one night anyways!:devil:

[LTandRaptorider]

Do you take PayPal? I'll buy her, rider her for awhile, fix her up, and put her back up for auction hopefully for a profit! :D

[Nausty]

lmao this thread is great!:p

[LTandRaptorider]

Well... I just read your other thread and I have another question.


Will you throw in a roll of duct tape? :confused: :p

[roostin_dale]

Originally posted by Karizz
Oh i must have overlooked that part of the description:huh ...Im a Boob lover:D My new bid is $200.... I'd spend that much at a good jiggly room in one night anyways!:devil:

gulp...too high for me...i'll find someone to fook here in town:o :D :cool: :macho

[popo]

Trade for broken Z400 frame?:D

[trick450r]

Ok guys im out on a limb here ill go $200.01 but that is only and i mean only if you replace those worn out bearings and take off your bed-headboard so i dont bang my head during the test drive!

[wilkin250r]

Ain't no way I'm bidding over $200 without a test drive...

[redroost85]

$200 is a little rich for my blood, but I am a big hooter fan....I think a test run is in order.:D Kinda like GM, you drive the car for 24 hours, if ya don't like, bring it back. No harm no foul.....yeah, that's the kinda test I'm talking about, lmao!:devil: :bandit:

BTW, this thread is effing hilarious!:D

[acold7dusta]

300 dollars shipped to my bed

[Pappy]

i currently own a wife, however i wouldnt mind renting one. what is teh going rate for say a weekend? i wouldnt damage her, but she may walk a tad funny for a few days. i wouldnt change her color, however she may turn red if my name is mentioned once she is returned.

infact, go ask her who her "Pappy" iz and see what she says:devil:

im not spending over $200 if I dont see pics....sounds like a scam to me...try this on ebay..actually...dress her up & put her on the street & see what she bring sin one night...I dont think any of this is legal? :blah:

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Jumbo747
im not spending over $200 if I dont see pics....sounds like a scam to me...try this on ebay..actually...dress her up & put her on the street & see what she bring sin one night...I dont think any of this is legal? :blah:

I think you'd be better off spending your money on a raptor! :p

[batgeek]

only one question:

is she broken in correctly?

[LTandRaptorider]

I'll bet he over-revved her the first ride! Probably never checked her fluids... :p Definitely a lot of chatter... :eek: :D

[Samson]

Did you use natural or synthetic lubricants?

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
I'll bet he over-revved her the first ride! Probably never checked her fluids... :p Definitely a lot of chatter... :eek: :D

Yea she probably has some "dripping" going on and "Clapping", I think we'd better stay away from this one!!:eek2: :eek:

[Karizz]

Originally posted by Toadz400
Yea she probably has some "dripping" going on and "Clapping", I think we'd better stay away from this one!!:eek2: :eek:

Uh Oh:huh How do I retract my bid??

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by Karizz
Uh Oh:huh How do I retract my bid??

Haha, you get what you pay for buddy! And you just got years worth of burning sensations and a constant dripping that no monkey wrench will fix!!:eek:

I'm glad I only went up to $20!

[Karizz]

Originally posted by Toadz400
Haha, you get what you pay for buddy! And you just got years worth of burning sensations and a constant dripping that no monkey wrench will fix!!:eek:

I'm glad I only went up to $20!

Ahh... :o ..aint nuthin a shot of penicillian cant cure!:eek:

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Karizz
Ahh... :o ..aint nuthin a shot of penicillian cant cure!:eek:

yeah but, some things never go away! The gift that keeps on giving... :eek:

[honda350r]

Is she a one ,two or three input kinda gal?

[86350x]

300, but I have to see some pics first. Her cylinder is on the stock bore still right?

Those better be perky boobs, and she better give those ported "head jobs" also.:confused:

[MY450R]

this sure is a funny thread!!
well im sure you guys would be happy as long as you dont have to listern to her
her condition is exactly as described
no stretching and pretty tight
yes trades are welcome (interesting ones)lol
btw id definatly put her to wirk like a mule because she does act like an *****

[Ericthered rdr]

After the head work does she spit, sputter or gargle? Mine gargles a little after I got the headwork done. Is she into Freestyle or is she set up for some hardcore cross country racing? I prefer endurance rides. How about the chassis is it a constant lube design or do you have to grease it up after hard riding? How about the teeth? I perfer being able to remove the sprockets before I get headwork done. It puts less stress on the main shaft.
How abot the exaust I can't stand a loud one. I hate when you are riding and thats all you can hear. I don't like noisy ones. can the exaust be packed or is it a sealed design? How about the seat is it wide and cumfy or narrow and stiff. I am not sure either I think I would also require a test drive. If not $50 is the best I could do!:devil:

[MY450R]

hey honey sit in this box for a minute
why?
well im shipping something big and i want to see if the box will close
oh ok
here goes
yes she fits! **tape tape**

[bansheeguy77]

Originally posted by MY450R
hey honey sit in this box for a minute
why?
well im shipping something big and i want to see if the box will close
oh ok
here goes
yes she fits! **tape tape**

lmao dude that was great i cant stop laughing....reminds me of garfield and nermal

[Samson]

Originally posted by MY450R
hey honey sit in this box for a minute
why?
well im shipping something big and i want to see if the box will close
oh ok
here goes
yes she fits! **tape tape**




Don't forget to poke a ho in the box! :D

[Tommy 17]

lmfao!!!!! this tread is halarious

[Mxjunkie]

i'll trade you my computer for her, i need something else to do besides sit here on my arse and push buttons all day :D

[Silverfox@C&DRacing]

ROTFLMAO This is some funny stuff :D

Originally posted by Silverfox@C&DRacing
ROTFLMAO This is some funny stuff :D do u want to bid? :blah:

[Silverfox@C&DRacing]

well my husband said he could use a new play toy :eek:

I will put a bid on the soon to be bachelor :blah:

[MY450R]

KOOL SO FAR I GOT EITHER A COMPUTER OR 300.00?
OH WAIT 200 dont have pics
i gotta ship her out soon guys so lets have um

[brian-250]

Ok, screw you all, i bid $305 and thats IT!:blah:

[sleestack71]

My wife wants to know if could ride her too, does she have a lawn mower attachment?

[bradley300]

Originally posted by brian-250
Ok, screw you all, i bid $305 and thats IT!:blah:

you sure mommy's gonna pay for that?:confused:

ive got a fully modded 300ex and a pretty decent blaster, take your pick and will you deliver or meet halfway?:devil:

[dpizz450]

i bid 310 :blah: :devil:

Originally posted by brian-250
Ok, screw you all, i bid $305 and thats IT!:blah: why dont you trade the 400ex u have?

[wilkin250r]

Ever use a screw-driver as a chisel, or a wrench as a hammer? It happens all the time.

So, my question is: Is she strickly limited to "wife" or does she have other possible uses, such as "affair"? Does it affect the warrenty? Is there a risk of financial harm if I use her as "affair"?

[brian-250]

Originally posted by bradley300
you sure mommy's gonna pay for that?:confused:

ive got a fully modded 300ex and a pretty decent blaster, take your pick and will you deliver or meet halfway?:devil:


he dosent want JUNK!



I got a higher paying job now. WOO HOO!:D

[MY450R]

affair is not good because then shed come back to me after you and the whole point is for her to b gone for good
plus anyway i wouldnt want her back after shes been with you
i might get some kinda flesh eating disease or something lol

[Red Demon]

hey throw in tha sister and ill give ya a 03 400ex

[MY450R]

Originally posted by bradley300
you sure mommy's gonna pay for that?:confused:

ive got a fully modded 300ex and a pretty decent blaster, take your pick and will you deliver or meet halfway?:devil:
will be shipped ups GROUND i dont want to pay that much
all i need to do is put some holes in the box and throw her on the freezer truck :devil:

[MY450R]

Originally posted by Red Demon
he
y throw in tha sister and ill give ya a 03 400ex
she doesn't have a sister but ill throw in her mother for free!!!!

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by MY450R
she doesn't have a sister but ill throw in her mother for free!!!!

Is her mom a MILF?

in tennessee thats a good offer!!!!

[sharkinthepool]

Wa! Does her mom ***** as much as her????
This deal sounds too good to be true!

Let me guess she comes with a new 450 right. right c'mon man.:macho

[Mxjunkie]

i'll put down computer and drumset or ps2

[wilkin250r]

She sounds a lot like my ex. If I know the type, I don't want the mother, you can keep her. In fact, if the mother comes with the deal, my bid drops to $150

[Samson]

Originally posted by MY450R
she doesn't have a sister but ill throw in her mother for free!!!!


MMMmmmm........sandwich!

[MY450R]

btw her mom
WOW dumber than a box of rock and old too
im talking REEEAAALLLYYYY DUMB
and reeeaaalllyy old had her when she was like 40 i think

[Samson]

Originally posted by MY450R
and reeeaaalllyy old had her when she was like 40 i think

If she has removable dentures, I'll up the bid! :devil:

[86350x]

You have to keep the mom, and garauntee she doesn't ever come around, then I'll up the bid to 375.

I want a slip from a doctor that garauntee's she doesn't have anything wrong with her, no bugs in the carb, and good compression. And she better keep her air filter clean also.

[cody anderson]

Trade you one of my practice yfz's straight up...

[MY450R]

ok a yfz and ill ship tonight

[cody anderson]

Get me a tracking number...:D

fedex.com tracking # : 373522060026010

[Bretmd94]

quad for an ex wife?????

well i guess it is just a yzf:blah:

[jcsact]

Originally posted by Pappy
i wouldnt damage her, but she may walk a tad funny for a few days.


That reminded me of Badder Santa when I read that. We Billy Bob Thorton said "You won't $h!t right for a week when I am done with you.":eek2: :p :D

[JR3]

i she still at a stock bore:confused:

[Willfulone]

Go home and get your scanner out, I could go $500 plus a trade, and she cooks and cleans

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Peace
Willfulone