10 reasons why racing is better than sex

[K_Banger125]

Got this sent to me today and i thought it was pretty funny

10 reasons why racing is better than sex:

1. Spectating is Encouraged
2. You're supposed to finish First
3. Its good to leave your rubber behind
4. "WOW You're Quick" is a Compliment
5. Taking Pictures/Video doesnt require permission
6. FOREPLAY is Discouraged
7. The object is to beat 'em out of the hole
8. Its ok to say "I Didnt Notice you were back there"
9. If you Go Off a little Early you dont get yelled at
10. You dont have to kiss your Partner

[Mxjunkie]

when did something become better then sex!?:huh ......

[Ryan]

ROFLMAO! hahahhahahaha!



But still, it aint better :o ....... :D

[the-ex-files]

I agree with mxjunkie69!:D

[nky400]

Originally posted by the-ex-files
I agree with mxjunkie69!:D

me too

[theTman]

Originally posted by the-ex-files
I agree with mxjunkie69!:D

how would he know... hes a virgin

[WOracing]

no hes not, im a guy so i dont know if im the one who should be saying this:eek:

[CUZ'n]

u go racn i kizz yur gurl in da facee:devil:

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by WOracing
no hes not, im a guy so i dont know if im the one who should be saying this:eek:

i got 3 blondes waiting how about u wo? lol :p

[Punk'd]

:p

[SRH]

i feel sorry for whoever came up with that

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie69
when did something become better then sex!?:huh ...... thats what Im wondering........:huh

[member]

for some reason i like the way u think, and since ur a girl it makes it that much better :p

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by member
for some reason i like the way u think, and since ur a girl it makes it that much better :p

me too :p

[hondarider2006]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie69
when did something become better then sex!?:huh ......


Yeah thats kinda what I was wondring also.....I don't think this guy knows what he is talking about:eek:

[Cole Trane]

There is nothing better than sex....................................NOTHING!!!

[MY450R]

There is nothing better than sex....................................NOTHING!!!

yeah unless its with a sheep or somethin

[Cole Trane]

True.........

[theTman]

Originally posted by MY450R
There is nothing better than sex....................................NOTHING!!!

yeah unless its with a sheep or somethin


:huh LMFAO

[wilkin250r]

So, the whole thing I'm getting out of this is:

Racing is better than sex...:confused:














... if you are a pre-mature ejaculator?

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
So, the whole thing I'm getting out of this is:

Racing is better than sex...:confused:














... if you are a pre-mature ejaculator?

roflmgdfao!!!!!!:o :p

[K_Banger125]

i didn't say it was true i just got it sent to me...i wonder if you can have sex and race at the same time:huh

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by K_Banger125
i didn't say it was true i just got it sent to me...i wonder if you can have sex and race at the same time:huh hmmmmmm that would be tough............:eek2:

I cant imagine a quad being better...............





But I DO know they work well together.......:eek: :devil:

[GoOn3]

I was just caught masturbating. How embarrassing......

[honda350r]

Originally posted by K_Banger125
i wonder if you can have sex and race at the same time:huh

Sure ! You can race your partener to the end ( that would be who ever cums first )! Bet big boys cause you will probably win !! :eek2:

[roostin_dale]

Nothing is better than sex, sex is the funnest thing ive done in my life, lol..its what i live for

[batgeek]

blueberry pancakes > sex. period.

[Out_Sider]

Originally posted by roostin_dale
Nothing is better than sex, sex is the funnest thing ive done in my life, lol..its what i live for

watch out for them hiv invested biooootches ;) lol, git r dun

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
hmmmmmm that would be tough............:eek2:

I cant imagine a quad being better...............





But I DO know they work well together.......:eek: :devil:

Haha...yea I feel sorry for all of my friend's that have ridden my Banshee:blah: ...at least I didn't spill:eek: !!

Quads are not better than sex..I can vow on that one, together they are freakin' AWESOME.

And Pappy, I had a friend who's a pre-mature ejaculator...funniest story ever about that one. Lets just say he wasn't even being touched:huh . That happened twice...what a loser, but it's kinda sad though...his mom died of cancer so I never really made fun of him to his face.

As for me...the longest I've gone without stopping is 5 hours, and that was because she got tired...then it was 2 more hours after that. Gotta love being young!:blah:

[dbsbl1]

5 hours? Yikes...that's too much damn work. Who has that much time anyways?

[Tantal]

5 hours :confused: wow, I'd be KO'd long before that. The average for me (overall) is 2 hours (+/-) or so. Broken down... 1 hour of me getting my member served/me serving her (which I really enjoy :devil: ), 30 minutes of misc., and the rest (after all is said in done) of actual sex.

[Stevie-D]

5 hours wow, I'd be KO'd long before that. The average for me (overall) is 2 hours (+/-) or so. Broken down... 1 hour of me getting my member served/me serving her (which I really enjoy ), 30 minutes of misc., and the rest (after all is said in done) of actual sex.

TMI there buddy:huh