Ladies this is to funny not to share...

[Foxyangel0425]

National Girlfriend Week

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.

To the cool women that have touched my life, here's to you!

What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?

Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!

TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!


It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

[WhiteBros400ex]

LOL, got off the titanic first haha:D

[zephead400ex]

Originally posted by WhiteBros400ex
LOL, got off the titanic first haha:D

That is just so the dudes had something to float on:devil:

[QuadJunkies]

LOL!!!!!!!:p

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
That is just so the dudes had something to float on:devil:


LOL!!!:devil:

hey farting is pretty fun.................. until it starts to gag everyone:eek:

[FTR250Rnif]

Originally posted by Team BMXcentral
hey farting is pretty fun.................. until it starts to gag everyone:eek:
:rolleyes: :devil:

[Rdhanded2]

On number 12, you accidently missplaced pimp with idiot. I am sure it was an honest mistake.

[K_Banger125]

Originally posted by 300exrida
LOL!!!:devil:

Lmao :D :p

[Lil - Braff]

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


ROFLMFAO!!!

[Tommy 17]

Originally posted by Lil - Braff
ROFLMFAO!!!


hey thats not a laughin matter:p


there is nothing more scarey then gettin hit in the jimmys... since they are the pride and joy of ur life all u can think about is if they are still there... bc it surly don't feel like it!!!!


everytime i wreck thats the 1stttt thing i check to make sure they are ok... :devil:

[buddha440ex]

LMAO right on tommy!!lol

ROFLMFAO!!!:D :devil:

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
hey thats not a laughin matter:p


there is nothing more scarey then gettin hit in the jimmys... since they are the pride and joy of ur life all u can think about is if they are still there... bc it surly don't feel like it!!!!


everytime i wreck thats the 1stttt thing i check to make sure they are ok... :devil:


ROTFLMAO.....omg that made my day i was laughing so hard:eek2: :cool: :D

[Rip_Tear]

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


I had to when i got to #8 :p . Atleast if we are checking we have no excuse for forgetting them... :p

[Lil - Braff]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
hey thats not a laughin matter:p


there is nothing more scarey then gettin hit in the jimmys... since they are the pride and joy of ur life all u can think about is if they are still there... bc it surly don't feel like it!!!!


everytime i wreck thats the 1stttt thing i check to make sure they are ok... :devil:

LMAO!! Well I guess it is ALOT different for girls b/c whenever I wreck I never check on my boobs or anything.... I'm usually making sure my quad is okay.

[Scott-300ex]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
That is just so the dudes had something to float on:devil:
HAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rip_Tear-
I had to when i got to #8 . Atleast if we are checking we have no excuse for forgetting them...

now you made me check

[Ryan]

I had to check also! :o lmao!

[brian-250]

Originally posted by Lil - Braff
LMAO!! Well I guess it is ALOT different for girls b/c whenever I wreck I never check on my boobs or anything.... I'm usually making sure my quad is okay.


http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/atvmxrider/ava+slapin.gif








:huh :p

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by brian-250
http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/atvmxrider/ava+slapin.gif








:huh :p

wtf:huh

[Tommy 17]

Originally posted by Lil - Braff
LMAO!! Well I guess it is ALOT different for girls b/c whenever I wreck I never check on my boobs or anything.... I'm usually making sure my quad is okay.


you may not be checkin them... but i'm sure thats the 1st thing ur b.f. will make sure is ok:blah: :devil:

[Lil - Braff]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
you may not be checkin them... but i'm sure thats the 1st thing ur b.f. will make sure is ok:blah: :devil:

ROFLMGDAO!!!

[roostin_dale]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
hey thats not a laughin matter:p


there is nothing more scarey then gettin hit in the jimmys... since they are the pride and joy of ur life all u can think about is if they are still there... bc it surly don't feel like it!!!!


everytime i wreck thats the 1stttt thing i check to make sure they are ok... :devil:

lmfao! thats the funniest post i've seen in awhile!

[TWISTED]

Originally posted by zephead400ex
That is just so the dudes had something to float on:devil: That was pretty good!!!