Polite ways to say your zipper is down

[Foxyangel0425]

Polite ways to say your zipper is down (by David Letterman)
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> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
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> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
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> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson..
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> 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
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> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
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> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
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> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
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> 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes
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> And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
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> 1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
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[lol]

thts so funny




i think someone already posted this:p

[Punk'd]

I only got 1-2 of those :confused:

[batgeek]

thats some good stuff!! :D

[Mxjunkie]

lol ive herd some of them before

[lol]

Originally posted by Punk'd
I only got 1-2 of those :confused:

lol wtf??!!!:huh

there so easy to get:p

[RedRider300]

Or, if you're from Pittsburgh, just say Kennywood's Open!

[black box films]

Quoted directly from the Mans Rule Book V1.2 (http://cardboard-box.org/eric/rules.php)

14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.

-Bo

[SHOCKER]

Originally posted by Punk'd
I only got 1-2 of those :confused:

incase you dont know its the top ten ways to tell someone their fly is down, so you should get all of them, otherwise you need to go back to school, anyways they were funny

how about this one:

keep your mouse in the house :huh

[Fender Bender]

Originally posted by Punk'd
I only got 1-2 of those :confused:

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[SRH]

haha usually someone will say to me what does superman do? i know what there talking about so i usually say leap tall buildings in a single bound just to be a smart *** :p

i usually say

"hey man, you selling hotdogs?

[SHOCKER]

Originally posted by Fender Bender
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bahahahahahahaha, that is hilarious, i love that thing

[oldpred]

does are cool ,but the one i every time i need to use it is................dude, your toung is hanging...or....did you just water the flowers.

[YFZ450Ridr]

another 2....your cow is out of the barn or keep your snake in his cage.

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by Punk'd
I only got 1-2 of those :confused:

Seriously kid, how old are you??

Those are hilarious...

[bama400ex]

Originally posted by sEX
i usually say

"hey man, you selling hotdogs? and they probally say '' hungry fellow?'' :eek2:

[K_Banger125]

If its a girl i usually say i thought taco bell didnt open till 8 :eek2:

I usually just say dude zip your pants up or justsay nothing at all.

[bulkdriverlp]

lmfao,:blah: ed

[Urpoisonddream]

your barn door open!

[Honda4trax250x]

pretty goooood:p :p :p

[QuadJunkies]

LMAO!!!!!

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Ialso bet that it hurts like the" dickens" to get it caught in your fly........:eek: :eek2: :o

[FreekShow]

How about:

I always knew you were crazy, but now I just see your nuts.