LTandRaptorider
07-01-2004, 10:20 AM
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
> up to the counter and
>
> says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing
> welfare. I'd really rather
>
> have a job".
>
> The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
> timing is excellent. We
> just
> got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
> wants a
> chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
> You'll have to drive
>
> around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
> clothes. Because of
> the
> long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
> expected to escort her on
> her
> overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
> apartment above the
> garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
>
> The guy says, "You're bullchitting me!"
>
> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started
> it."
>
> up to the counter and
>
> says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing
> welfare. I'd really rather
>
> have a job".
>
> The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
> timing is excellent. We
> just
> got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
> wants a
> chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
> You'll have to drive
>
> around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
> clothes. Because of
> the
> long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
> expected to escort her on
> her
> overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
> apartment above the
> garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
>
> The guy says, "You're bullchitting me!"
>
> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started
> it."
>