trick450r
06-29-2004, 02:22 PM
My dad e-mailed me this joke today...thought it was pretty funny so enjoy!
A rebulican, and democrat and a southern republican were asked the following qeustions, theirs answers were recorded.
Your walking down a dead end street in the city with your wife,son, and your daughter and sudenly a wacko runs up to you with a knife in his hand yelling DEATH!!! you have a glock in your coat pocket and ar an expert target shooter what do you do??
DEMOCRAT:
why is this man doing this
Maybe we should donate to a mental institution for people like this
Why are streets this horrible anyway
We should get together and clean up streets like this
Is he intent on killing me or will he just injure me
Maybe if i grab his legs while hes stabbing me my family can run away
What kind of example am i setting to my children and others carrying a gun in my pocket
Why are we walking on such a horrible street anyway
Let me get together with a few friends and converse about this for a few days, when we come to a consensus we will get back to you!
REPUBLICAN:
BANG!!!
SOUTHERN REPUBLICAN:
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG (sounds of reloading) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
SOUTHERN REBUBLICANS DAUGHTER:
Nice grouping daddy were those the winchester hollow tips?
I thought this was awsome
A rebulican, and democrat and a southern republican were asked the following qeustions, theirs answers were recorded.
Your walking down a dead end street in the city with your wife,son, and your daughter and sudenly a wacko runs up to you with a knife in his hand yelling DEATH!!! you have a glock in your coat pocket and ar an expert target shooter what do you do??
DEMOCRAT:
why is this man doing this
Maybe we should donate to a mental institution for people like this
Why are streets this horrible anyway
We should get together and clean up streets like this
Is he intent on killing me or will he just injure me
Maybe if i grab his legs while hes stabbing me my family can run away
What kind of example am i setting to my children and others carrying a gun in my pocket
Why are we walking on such a horrible street anyway
Let me get together with a few friends and converse about this for a few days, when we come to a consensus we will get back to you!
REPUBLICAN:
BANG!!!
SOUTHERN REPUBLICAN:
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG (sounds of reloading) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
SOUTHERN REBUBLICANS DAUGHTER:
Nice grouping daddy were those the winchester hollow tips?
I thought this was awsome