Funniest thing ever said or seen on exriders

[diesel-mech]

I've read some funny threads in this forum. Some that made me spit my soda onto my keyboard (lots of fun to clean up btw). LIke when POPO's wife said "hit the gym, CHOPS!" That was funny! Or the post where the guy started a big fight by calling 2 guys *****h0les over the phone(sorry I forgot the name on that post but it was very funny)

So I figure if I remeber these post than maybe most of you will remeber some really funny threads also. This may turn out to be a great post if all goes well. So do a search to find those old funny threads and post them here so we can relive the humor:)

[redroost85]

This could be pretty good diesel man.:cool:

Here's my contribution...I don't know the context, what the thread was all about...but it was in the last month or so.

Batgeek said: "that's not gay, only if your sacks touch, then you're gay."

I spit out all the beer that was in my mouth....thankfully all over the floor, instead of the computer, lmao! I was laughing for days about that one, lmao!

That's the best one I can think of...someone may have to elaborate more on that one though.:D

[Tommy 17]

the day me, guy 400, pappy, rico, taco, and a few others were in a chat room and decided we were gonna act like guy400 was banning us all...


it was quiet fun callin guy a %#@##$%!$%!#@$!#$!@#$!@#$:D :p


then he banned us all (we put banned under our name) and people started flippin out sayin stuff bc they thought we all really got banned...



or the day we all busted on jeff:devil:

[Honda4trax250x]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
the day me, guy 400, pappy, rico, taco, and a few others were in a chat room and decided we were gonna act like guy400 was banning us all...


it was quiet fun callin guy a %#@##$%!$%!#@$!#$!@#$!@#$:D :p


then he banned us all (we put banned under our name) and people started flippin out sayin stuff bc they thought we all really got banned...





oh man i remember that, sadly i fell for it!:rolleyes: :p

[Nausty]

lol, when someone was making fun of jeff cuz him getting his hair cut by a korean or something.


howr ru rike ur hare cut jeff? A rittle off the top?

Its the only one I can really remember that had me laughing.

Jabberjaw always was a kill too!

[TheFontMaster]

I like all the funny ebay links that people have posted, especialy this one- http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=108420&highlight=i+could+look+at+ebay+like+this+all

They guy that sold the tractor even joined to site to tell us how much he like the coments about the lawn tractor, thats awsome LMAO

[Rip_Tear]

Just about any thread where Rico gets ragged on :p

[trick450r]

It was awsome when Taco "felt like helping" lol that was a timeless thread

[Fuchs105]

all monkey boys posts.."What you know 'bout tecates" "I live in da mountains", etc.

[Chef]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
the day me, guy 400, pappy, rico, taco, and a few others were in a chat room and decided we were gonna act like guy400 was banning us all...


it was quiet fun callin guy a %#@##$%!$%!#@$!#$!@#$!@#$:D :p


then he banned us all (we put banned under our name) and people started flippin out sayin stuff bc they thought we all really got banned...


Remember this Tommy?

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/Chef/Guy Sucks.jpg

That was a great day!! :D

[QuadJunkies]

LOL!!! This one comes to mind......:p http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=71662&highlight=Taco

[sportraxrider10]

for some reason the 9th post down on this thread has my vote
http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=113103&perpage=15&pagenumber=4

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

i vote on that one^^^

Originally posted by Rip_Tear
Just about any thread where Rico gets ragged on :p



:( :(

[Pappy]

Rico's string was snipped close :devil:

Originally posted by sportraxrider10
for some reason the 9th post down on this thread has my vote
http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=113103&perpage=15&pagenumber=4

then when trick450r went off on him that was great

[jcv400ex]

I don't care what ya'll say, Ugly starring down the 13 year old bike rider at the drag strip at Hatfield tops the funniest thing I've ever, ever seen! Ya woulda thought they was racing for a million dollars and a 5 foot trophy! He put the fear of God into that poor kid. I'm surprised he even raced still.

[Pappy]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
I don't care what ya'll say, Ugly starring down the 13 year old bike rider at the drag strip at Hatfield tops the funniest thing I've ever, ever seen! Ya woulda thought they was racing for a million dollars and a 5 foot trophy! He put the fear of God into that poor kid. I'm surprised he even raced still.

i thought he was askin her on a date:devil:

[UglyMotha™]

what, oh come on, that was a 30 yearold mcdougal hillbilly with a mullet (**not to be confused with rico**) :eek:


LMAO :blah:



oh yah, we can't forget about rico's chic from rolling thunder, that has to be up there with some of the funniest

[jcv400ex]

Rico's scooter trip behind TQS, Rico bent over on the trailer with a nice "puddle" on the ground......oh hell, we could go all night about Rico!

Popo being "abused" by the legend.

Pappy eyin up the deer at Hatfield

[Pappy]

any post by slapnutz....that angry mofo cracks me up:p

[UglyMotha™]

The coon :o :blah:

[Greg Z]

http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46730&highlight=remote

^^^^^^^^^ Best thread on EXRIDERS

btw that was me newjacksm but that name doesnt work on here for some reason..

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by Greg Z
http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46730&highlight=remote

^^^^^^^^^ Best thread on EXRIDERS

btw that was me newjacksm but that name doesnt work on here for some reason..

so you ever find your remote?

[Atreyu]

Jabberjaw was always funny.

[400EXrider#91]

how can we forget monkeyboy:confused:

[Greg Z]

Originally posted by 300exrida
so you ever find your remote? hahaha yeah i did it was under my bed all thew way in the back:mad:

[Punk'd]

Originally posted by Pappy
any post by slapnutz....that angry mofo cracks me up:p

LOL I second that

[FourFiftyFour]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
I don't care what ya'll say, Ugly starring down the 13 year old bike rider at the drag strip at Hatfield tops the funniest thing I've ever, ever seen! Ya woulda thought they was racing for a million dollars and a 5 foot trophy! He put the fear of God into that poor kid. I'm surprised he even raced still.

LMAO u mean this pic?

http://www.exriders.com/vbb/attachment.php?s=&postid=680762

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

I dont know who said it but this quote
"just look at him real hard and then say 'I want to feel you', he'll never come back."

[FourFiftyFour]

Originally posted by kamikaze_rzrbak
I dont know who said it but this quote
"just look at him real hard and then say 'I want to feel you', he'll never come back."

lmao that was freeride132.....this is what he said

"stop riding and take your helmet off and be like, i think your really hot, and start staring at him, and be like i want to feel you


hell never come back"

LOL

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

whatever happened to that freeride kid?

[Guy400]

The night we all went Photoshop crazy with the moose antlers and fro's:D

An extremely close second was the night a bunch of us were on AIM and some kid came in telling us how he found his mom's dong but he didn't know what it was and his dad had a bunch of gay porn mags hiding in the garage:eek2:

[jcv400ex]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CDaleChick
[B]LMAO u mean this pic?

YEP!! That's it! Poor kid anyway......

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Guy400
The night we all went Photoshop crazy with the moose antlers and fro's:D

An extremely close second was the night a bunch of us were on AIM and some kid came in telling us how he found his mom's dong but he didn't know what it was and his dad had a bunch of gay porn mags hiding in the garage:eek2: LMAO!!!!!!!!!
I missed the Dong thing but I remember that whole Fro thread.....:p

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by kamikaze_rzrbak
whatever happened to that freeride kid?

He bought a YFZ, and changed his username...

[FTR250Rnif]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
LOL!!! This one comes to mind......:p http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=71662&highlight=Taco
lmfao! that thread is hilarious:blah:

[UglyMotha™]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
[QUOTE]Originally posted by CDaleChick
[B]LMAO u mean this pic?

YEP!! That's it! Poor kid anyway......




that's a pretty sexy stud on the quad if i might say so myself :o :devil:

[4wheelboy]

Originally posted by CDaleChick
lmao that was freeride132.....this is what he said

"stop riding and take your helmet off and be like, i think your really hot, and start staring at him, and be like i want to feel you


hell never come back"

LOL

omfg i remeber that lol but the funiest to me had to be the pic of
Ricos BIotttchh:devil:

[MOFO]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
I don't care what ya'll say, Ugly starring down the 13 year old bike rider at the drag strip at Hatfield tops the funniest thing I've ever, ever seen! Ya woulda thought they was racing for a million dollars and a 5 foot trophy! He put the fear of God into that poor kid. I'm surprised he even raced still.


the funny part about it is that Ugly got his arse beat....LOL ;)


I'd have to say one of the funniest things I remember is when Pappy and I were sitting at the bar @ Rolling Thunder when we saw Rico's ****** and he wasnt around....

that sign she held up was priceless, and seeing it posted a few days later had me crying.....LMAO.

Now that I think about it, that trip was pretty fun. When wyndzer decided to show us how he could work the pole at the jiggly room... When Doug pissed off all the locals at Rolling Thunder.... :D ahhh the memories...

I haven't really seen anything funny....:confused:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Rico
I haven't really seen anything funny....:confused:

ill refresh your memory when i get home:o

[UglyMotha™]

:o :cuss:

[Tommy 17]

PAPPY BEATING UP RETARDS at the rausch ride:p

[Pappy]

and her she is in all her glory....rico's ******:devil:

:eek: :eek2: :eek:

[sickmojave]

Originally posted by Pappy
and her she is in all her glory....rico's ******:devil:

:eek: ROFLMAO:p

[batgeek]

kinda hard to figure out what was more fun that weekend, the riding or the extracurricular activities :)

[UglyMotha™]

ahhhhh, the memories :o




























woof :huh

[lol]

Originally posted by Pappy
and her she is in all her glory....rico's ******:devil:

tht has to be the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life...hahaha lmao

[SRH]

Originally posted by Pappy
and her she is in all her glory....rico's ******:devil:


man...look at that treasure trail :eek2:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by UglyMotha™
ahhhhh, the memories :o

woof :huh

if i remeber you called seconds:eek:

and what the hell is that in the picture...to the right of her? looks like a butt:D

[trict_out]

the post where the guy ran over the coyote was pretty funny. Everyone was mad at him but i woulda done the same thing:(

[diesel-mech]

Originally posted by Pappy
and her she is in all her glory....rico's ******:devil:



Rico tell me her name isn't FLO!:devil::blah: "Well kiss my grits!" LOL

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by trict_out
the post where the guy ran over the coyote was pretty funny. Everyone was mad at him but i woulda done the same thing:(

I wanst mad at him, I was woried if the land rover got hurt.

[Ryan]

Originally posted by Guy400
The night we all went Photoshop crazy with the moose antlers and fro's:D

An extremely close second was the night a bunch of us were on AIM and some kid came in telling us how he found his mom's dong but he didn't know what it was and his dad had a bunch of gay porn mags hiding in the garage:eek2:


Thats when Harlen got some Bling Bling! :p ;)