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Out_Sider
06-24-2004, 12:08 AM
the best advice i've ever recieved was when my friend Barry told me to ride with a margin for error. i think it may be the best advice i've ever heard. what about ya'll?

kamikaze_rzrbak
06-24-2004, 12:59 AM
If anything is questionable don't do it.
live my life by it

Punk'd
06-24-2004, 01:04 AM
Guns dont kill people.. Bullets kill people:huh

Punk'd
06-24-2004, 01:05 AM
j/p! its more like "Dont be a idiot" or sumthin like that lol:p

toby400ex
06-24-2004, 01:29 AM
Look at the trail ahead of you, not the trees you dont wanna hit.:blah:

daiglea
06-24-2004, 04:47 AM
Don't eat yellow snow.

Rrider4life8
06-24-2004, 04:49 AM
hey Darrel ....... I was at the Shelby race saturday and I looked for you but you wernt there. I won the ami class man it was sweet.

latr

brian-250
06-24-2004, 05:44 AM
Poke her in the but, and you won't nock her up:blah:
Hit hill's hard and fast, but dont let off 'till its on top of you:huh :o

06-24-2004, 07:04 AM
some girls like it with a hook to the left



j/k actually it was treat people the way u want to be treated

Out_Sider
06-24-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Rrider4life8
hey Darrel ....... I was at the Shelby race saturday and I looked for you but you wernt there. I won the ami class man it was sweet.

latr

Hey, i wasnt at Shelby..im hoping to hit the next Top Gun race though, not quit sure, but this saturday im goin to Stawberry Hill and racing ATV AM :( im gonna be dominated racing with 450's.. o well, its still fun :D

jaywoodsrider
06-24-2004, 05:34 PM
It's worth a shot, what do you got to lose.

Out_Sider
06-24-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by jaywoodsrider
It's worth a shot, what do you got to lose.

That quote kinda scares me a little bit.. :p

Alberta_Qaudin
06-24-2004, 05:48 PM
"worrying is like a rocking chair, keeps ya busy but doesnt get ya anywhere"

oh and "dont put yer fingers where ya wouldnt stick yer dink"

TheFontMaster
06-24-2004, 06:07 PM
Dont do stupid ****.
I try to live by this but for some reoson it ain't workin. :confused: lol

Ralph
06-24-2004, 06:46 PM
"Man who goes to bed with itchy bunghole, wakes up with smelly finger"

roostin_dale
06-24-2004, 06:58 PM
Never take life to serious, you'll never make it out alive

Bill Fuller
06-24-2004, 07:19 PM
Wear a condom:eek2:

Toadz400
06-24-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Bill Fuller
Wear a condom:eek2:

I second that!

Also, trust no one.

ShiftFMX
06-24-2004, 07:30 PM
"Adam, What ever you do, PLEASE do not drop out of school" -said by my school counselor after i told her i wanted to drop out...but...im hangin in there with my respectable 1 point gpa :p. I hate it, i work my balls off to pass with d's :rolleyes: . My parents are so used to it, they congradulate me :huh . I have the attention span of a 5 y/o..yet, sumhow im a junior in high school...

if i can make it this far, i think i can graduate, what do you guys think?

Pappy
06-24-2004, 07:34 PM
"squeeze dont pull":devil:

PEPwalshZ440
06-24-2004, 07:41 PM
"The decisions you make, dictate the life you lead."

and...

"Don't be a fool! Wrap your tool!" -Van Wilder :D

Rrider4life8
06-24-2004, 08:36 PM
whiped = not okay
***** whiped = okay

deathman53
06-24-2004, 08:41 PM
this one alway proved true to me, haste makes waste.

mxblstar
06-24-2004, 09:24 PM
uhh i got a couple...
treat others how they treat u...
never lie to girls...
put up or shut up...
shut up or ill make u;) ...

honda350r
06-24-2004, 09:36 PM
Nice people finish last !!!

d-14 rider 27
06-24-2004, 09:50 PM
never chase busses or women, you'll always get left behind.

YFZ450Ridr
06-24-2004, 10:20 PM
When in doubt, gas it and hang on.

(didnt work one time because a tree mysteriously jumped in front of me)

Out_Sider
06-24-2004, 10:29 PM
another good one... "you can't go wrong if you wrap your dong" lol

Chanman420q
06-24-2004, 10:37 PM
Everyone is out to get you, dont trust them. dont open up to them, because thats when ur most vonerable.

**** as much ***** as u can now because later on it wont be there

outacontrol31
06-24-2004, 10:48 PM
Don't pee into the wind:eek2:

stupid is stupid does:D

Syrus
06-24-2004, 11:03 PM
"If you dont wipe out, or not going fast enough"

:D

Punk'd
06-24-2004, 11:41 PM
And some of my others are..

Dont go up the Chit creek without a paddle:huh

Or dont fall in a chithole without a rope

:blah:

Alberta_Qaudin
06-25-2004, 09:09 AM
when all else fails......get drunk and try again

"son beer is the temporary solution to every mayjor problem"...god bless my dad

06-25-2004, 09:28 AM
Dont go up the Chit creek without a paddle
actually that one is OK but I hate it when people say they are up a creek without a paddle. If you are up the creek you are fine the water flows down hill just let the current take it. It is when you are down a creek without a paddle that you are in a whole heep of trouble.

The best I have got is simply no matter what happens "keep on Keeping on"

TGW_400ex
06-25-2004, 09:43 AM
"look both ways before you cross the street":D

PHIL_B54
06-25-2004, 12:27 PM
give'er 2 pumps..never 3..you'll flood it :devil:
take'er easy...if she dont go easy..take'er hard twice

seriously though

Love your job, and you'll never work a day in your life.

JRDrider22
06-25-2004, 12:31 PM
pops always told me this and id like to thank him.



"LIFE GOES ON"

Chanman420q
06-25-2004, 12:49 PM
"raise the boost til u blow the head gasket, then back off slightly"

I-7
06-25-2004, 01:09 PM
"Don't stick a pen in the electrical socket"

400exrules
06-25-2004, 01:22 PM
grass on the field PLAY BALL!!! :devil:






no R.Kelly jokes plz :D

Toadz400
06-25-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
grass on the field PLAY BALL!!!

I like them shaven...:p , but not real young....ugh how can you say that without sounding like a pedophile? I'm almost 16 shut up!!!:o Every girl I've been with, she's shaved:p .

blondie69
06-25-2004, 01:29 PM
"If you have to question it, chances are you shouldn't do it"


Thanxs to my best friend - "Are you f'in retarded!? Don't be such a f'in dumbazz you dumb f***" Ahh...her constant cursing always cheers me up:blah:

One that I've never been told, but one I tell to other ppls (this only applies to the ppls around here, not to offend anyone else) "Never trust Watsons, Munroes, Preepers, Campbells, Moores, or Stretches, they'll turn around and stab u in the back. Their all the same" I live by that daily:huh

Punk'd
06-25-2004, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by TGW_400ex
"look both ways before you cross the street":D

I second that:blah:

cody anderson
06-25-2004, 01:33 PM
Don't pee on an electric fence.

blondie69
06-25-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Toadz400
I like them shaven...:p , but not real young....ugh how can you say that without sounding like a pedophile? I'm almost 16 shut up!!!:o Every girl I've been with, she's shaved:p .


Hmmm...16, every girl u've been w/...what's that, like, 1?:blah:

Haha, sry..jk:devil: ;) :p

400exrules
06-25-2004, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by blondie69
Hmmm...16, every girl u've been w/...what's that, like, 1?:blah:

Haha, sry..jk:devil: ;) :p

OHHHHHHHHHH BURNNN!!!!!!!!!!

:devil: :devil: :eek2:

cody anderson
06-25-2004, 01:45 PM
My Dad always told me:

"Life is a big joke, don't take it too seriously..."

And,

"The best rewards in life come from doing things that others say can't be done..."

honda350r
06-25-2004, 01:45 PM
Their not shaved! They are only 10 years old !! That would be a wooget!!

Foxyangel0425
06-25-2004, 02:10 PM
I feel like I'm juggling a lot of balls right now and I'm going to drop them. She gave me a great piece of advise and said that most of the balls I'm juggling are rubber and will bounce back. The ones that I'm juggling with my family are the glass ones right now and those are the ones I need to nurture.

ZSK
06-25-2004, 02:25 PM
My dad gave me these when I was very depressed.

Don't focus your attention to the future. I've always thought 5 years down the road. If you look to the future every minute you over look what you have now.

If it doesn't seem like something you would do. Do it anyways. Some of my best memories are from things that I never would have thought of doing.

In life there are 2 kinds of people, nice people which are few and far between and *******s. Never fight with an *******, you're smarter than that.

JRDrider22
06-25-2004, 02:26 PM
life is to short for hate. life goes on one step at a time. you have one life, take some chances. just remember the times you had with your friends growing up. memories last forever

Toadz400
06-25-2004, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by blondie69
Hmmm...16, every girl u've been w/...what's that, like, 1?:blah:

Haha, sry..jk:devil: ;) :p

Haha...nah 4 within that past two years. Not bad for never having a girl before that.

I've been told by my vice principal that you can't live life one day at a time. If you view it in that way, it's going to be constantly changing and just add more stress. Try to live life with a plan and go through with it, that way life is more predictable and won't leave you down more than you already were. This was when I was pretty damn depressed and my ex-gf had me turned into the counselor for suicide attempts. Gay.:o

M300ex03
06-25-2004, 03:30 PM
Before every race my dad says "Take what the tracks gives you"

cody anderson
06-25-2004, 03:38 PM
Oh yah, and:

"90% of what you worry about never happens, the other 10% you can't no anything about"

MOFO
06-25-2004, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by cody anderson

"The best rewards in life come from doing things that others say can't be done..."


thats a good one... so true!

Tommy 17
06-25-2004, 04:04 PM
"the women come and go... but the beer will always flow" haha


heres the words i heard goin in as a freshman into highschool and i told myself pfft what do u know to my friend matt.. he said...

"don't get a g.f. in highschool... its a waste of time and will screw up your life... she'll drag u down and away from ur friends... ruin ur good times and then leave u for someone else in the end... 99% chance u won't stay together but ur friends will be there in the end to pick your sry *** back up till the next girl comes around"

it was so true bc it happened to me exactly like he said it would...


also time is a wheel always in constant motion always rollin us along... tell me who wants to look back on these years and wonder where those years have gone... basically live life with no regrets and never look back and wonder what might have been...

wilkin250r
06-25-2004, 05:10 PM
Having a girlfriend in college is like taking a snack lunch to a buffet.

honda_racer_713
06-25-2004, 05:27 PM
either no falls no balls
or ride it like you stole it

nuclearkielbasa
06-25-2004, 06:14 PM
"If it tastes like trout, spit it out.......... If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'."

And.... (referring to parking at bars, restaurants, etc......)

"Always back it in...... you never know what condition you're gonna be in when you leave!"

400EXrider#91
06-25-2004, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Tommy 17
basically live life with no regrets and never look back and wonder what might have been...


thats the way to get it done

SSracingNY
06-25-2004, 06:34 PM
wear a rubber:o ;) :rolleyes: :devil:

Willfulone
06-25-2004, 08:14 PM
Don't pee into the wind

Yeah that one

and...

the grass is always greener...

ahhhh crap, I'm going to sleep,

Peace
Willfulone

ex kid
06-25-2004, 08:56 PM
my dad told me this one before a race one day.

"ride with your head, not over it."

LTandRaptorider
06-25-2004, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by SSracingNY
wear a rubber:o ;) :rolleyes: :devil:

Uh oh... :eek2: nobody ever told me that one! :o

No wonder I got 4 Father's day cards from kids I never heard of... :p

partyboy300ex
06-25-2004, 09:27 PM
for the ladies.."save a horse ride a cowboy":blah: :devil: like me;)

"Go big or go home"

"If u dont wanna party then ypu should go home":macho :macho

optikid123
06-25-2004, 10:03 PM
when you aint got nothing youve got nothing to loose

SGA
06-25-2004, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by JRDrider22
pops always told me this and id like to thank him.



"LIFE GOES ON"

Yes, it always does no matter what happens. Pops was right.

SGA
06-25-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Chanman420q
Everyone is out to get you, dont trust them. dont open up to them, because thats when ur most vunerable.


No! Dont do that!
Trust me. I built a emotional wall around me since I was very little. One day you will find out you never experienced some of the best things in life, and then it might be too late.

LTandRaptorider
06-25-2004, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by SGA
No! Dont do that!
Trust me. I built a emotional wall around me since I was very little. One day you will find out you never experienced some of the best things in life, and then it might be too late.

Hmmm... I don't know. I had a pretty good wall up when I was younger, took it down for a while. Now, brick by brick, it's going back up. And this one will have a moat around it. :eek: ;)

Of course bear in mind, it's not always good to follow my advice... :rolleyes:

TGW_400ex
06-25-2004, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Tommy 17
[B"don't get a g.f. in highschool... its a waste of time and will screw up your life... she'll drag u down and away from ur friends... ruin ur good times and then leave u for someone else in the end... 99% chance u won't stay together but ur friends will be there in the end to pick your sry *** back up till the next girl comes around"
[/B]

This so describes my one good friend hes no fun anymore and barely hangs out w/ anyone all he does is goes to his g/f softball games and is p***es me off:mad: :grr: :mad:

Gatorman199
06-25-2004, 10:41 PM
1.)Do what you can, with what you have, where you are
2.)You cannot talk your way out of a situation you behaved your way into
3.)Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you only have one life to live and one chance to do all the things you want to do
Mine: I’m the one who's going to die when its time for me to die. So let me live my life the way I want to!”

and my advice i just thought of @12:34 in the mornin :Live life likes it’s the final five seconds of the championship; game point; ALL OUT BABY

sparky450AR
06-25-2004, 10:50 PM
Theres always liqour in the front, and poker in the back!

LTandRaptorider
06-25-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by sparky450AR
Theres always liqour in the front, and poker in the back!

I always thought it was the other way around... :o

sparky450AR
06-25-2004, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
I always thought it was the other way around... :o

lmfao!!!


Is that why everyone calls you a brown noser?

LTandRaptorider
06-25-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by sparky450AR
lmfao!!!


Is that why everyone calls you a brown noser?

:D

And always remember... one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep chit!

:eek: :blah:

sparky450AR
06-25-2004, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
:D

And always remember... one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep chit!

:eek: :blah:

lmfao, I havent had a laugh that good in awhile.

diesel-mech
06-26-2004, 02:03 AM
sex education in JR.high I had a very hot teacher for health class, The fantacies flowed like water when she said

"everybody masterbates!":blah:

HOLY COW THAT MEANS SHE DOES TOO!!:eek:
I'ld say every 8th grade boy in that class was doing alittle fantabation after school!:devil:

sly400ex
06-26-2004, 02:54 AM
For me, the golden rule....

Treat others like you would want in return.....;)

JRDrider22
06-26-2004, 07:28 AM
you gotta give respect to get it

Hammer trx450r
06-26-2004, 07:52 AM
Don't talk about it BE ABOUT IT:cool:

JRDrider22
06-26-2004, 08:03 AM
tables are for glasses
not for childrens asses

Ryan
06-26-2004, 12:17 PM
Mine would be "JUST DO IT!" Best advice to live better or die faster.

JRDrider22
06-26-2004, 12:59 PM
i brought u into this world
i sure as hell can take u outta it as well

lukester720
06-27-2004, 01:21 AM
If your not part of the solution your part of the problem.

The main thing is don't get excited.

Don't drink and drive.

Bobbs07
06-27-2004, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by lukester720
If your not part of the solution your part of the problem.

The main thing is don't get excited.

Don't drink and drive.


dont drink and drive probably one of the best

Tommy 17
06-27-2004, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Bobbs07
dont drink and drive probably one of the best


yeah u can spill ur beer:p

honda350r
06-27-2004, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Tommy 17
yeah u can spill ur beer:p

That is what they call beer nuts !!

Scottie Mac
06-27-2004, 06:16 PM
Be a man, make up your own mind.


Scott

sparky450AR
06-27-2004, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Scottie Mac
Be a man, make up your own mind.


Scott

teach scottie to be a man









:D

Scottie Mac
06-28-2004, 07:51 AM
FU









:devil:

Scott