worst pick up lines

[TheFontMaster]

title says it all, what sre the worst pickup lines you have ever heard.

[Ralph]

"I was watching u all night and you reminded me of retards trying to hump doorknobs"

[roostin_dale]

IM good at these:o

"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted"

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."

"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "

"When God made you, he was showing off."

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "

"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the SH*T! "

[wilkin250r]

"I'm not the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"For a fat person, you don't sweat much!"

"Hi, my name is Rico..."

[K_Fulk]

Is that a mirror in your pants cause i can see my self in them later.

Guy: Want to get a pizza and screw? Girl: no Guy: Don't you like pizza?

Wanna know my name cause you'll be screaming it later.

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
"Hi, my name is Rico..."


LMFAO:blah: :macho

[outacontrol31]

Did it hurt falling all the way from heaven?

Girl you must be tired cause you been runnin through my mind all day long:blah:

Thats all I got for now

[derekhonda]

are those space pants your wearing? "no, why" because your *** looks out of this world.

hey, did you see that dickfore a second ago, "no, whats a dickfore" well come back to my place tonight and ill show ya.

do you want to see something swell?:devil: :eek2:

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
"Hi, my name is Rico..."

OWNED!!!! :p :eek: :D

Wilkin250r: 1
Rico: 0

[brian-250]

how did Rico get his woman to go home with him?








"nice *** ******, get in the truck":blah: :devil:

[kc 300EX]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Baby, I got a thirst, and you look like my gatorade!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[cudaman]

Originally posted by roostin_dale



"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "



i like that one lol.

[cudaman]

i forgot to put a pick u line:


"excuse me, i was wondering if you had a lil irish in you? no. you want some :)

only works if your irish but its funny

[sam the brave]

i watched some kid say to a girl
u remind me of chicken and i like chicken so can i eat u

[Rdhanded2]

-That shirt is very becoming on you..... of course if I were on you I would be c*mming too!!!

-That's a nice shirt, although it would look better in a pile next to my bed.

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by sam the brave
i watched some kid say to a girl
u remind me of chicken and i like chicken so can i eat u

WOW!! LMAO

[exatak199]

Guy: do you wanna know whats new and exciteing? Girl: what? Guy: me!

r ur parents terrorists caus u da bomb

[bama400ex]

fu#* me if im wrong but is your name gretchen?

[Ralph]

"Hey qt im not ralph"

[bama400ex]

oh yea i forgot to add one my friend used one night on a watiress. ''hey you got a phone?'' thats the first thing he said to her. lol hes got game.

[Quad18star]

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "
I like that one ..... Ill tell you how it works after tomorrow night !!!

Ive seen one of my buddy's walk up to a girl in the bar .... He was like " Hey you're hot ....how about you come back home with me tonight" .... sure enough he was going home with her that night .... i gave him props for having the nuts to go do that .

Im not one to use pick up lines .... I just use my good looks to do all the talking :devil: :p ... Just joking ..... but I do like the line I quoyed up above !!!

[stonerider250x]

just the plain and simple term "wanna fu*k" seems to work:eek2: :devil:

lol:p

[diesel-mech]

This is the line I got my wife with. "dance with me" she looked at me like I was stupid until I said "I wasn't asking!" And Now we are married:( on second thought better try this one " maybe your beaver could chew the bark off my big fat log" The first one seems to work to well!:devil:

[crday98]

only a few of my friends used these and somehow,some of them worked.
walk up to a girl or guy(your preference:huh )and say"boy it's nice out. do you want to talk about the weather?"and when she looks at you all puzzeled and says huh?say"yeah,weather you want me or not!!"
pull back a girl's shirt and look at the tag.when she asks what you are doing, say"i'm just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven"
walk up to a girl and ask her for a 35 cents.when she asks why,tell her you told your mom you would call home when you fell in love.
walk up to a girl and stand next to her.after a minute or so, get her attention and say"excuse me but your standing on my d**c."
lol,these are classics K_Fulk
Is that a mirror in your pants cause i can see my self in them later.
Wanna know my name cause you'll be screaming it later.

[PHAT400]

"Are you check'n me out or is that a lazy eye?"

:eek2:

[Tommy 17]

my friend did the 35 cents call home to ur mom one...


the girl goes to him... here is the 35 cents call someone that gives a damn and walked away haha:p

[Alberta_Qaudin]

"Do ya **** on first dates, does your dad own a brewery, could i feel your tits...or would you show em to me, if the answers are no to the questions above...then be a good sport and give me the name od a girl friend who does"

[2K400ex]

I have used this one... Hey didnt we go to diffrent schools together..

others I like :

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

[JUSTINcredible]

"nice shoes, wanna f**k?:blah:

[Alberta_Qaudin]

"i was just about to masturbate and was wonderin if I could get a name to go with the face"

[blackraptor16]

some crazy chinese guys that i waited on this weekend had the WORST line ever- made me want to puke!

Me: Hi guys! Welcome to Hooters, I'm Niki and I'll be taking care of you tonight. Our beer special is $2.50 Bud/Bud Lite glasses and we have Pepsi products, what can I get for you to drink?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Well I'd like some fresh squeezed milk.

Me: Excuse me?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Oh, don't worry, I can get it myself.

PUKE!!!

[Berry]

boy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
boy: when you fell from heaven!

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by blackraptor16
some crazy chinese guys that i waited on this weekend had the WORST line ever- made me want to puke!

Me: Hi guys! Welcome to Hooters, I'm Niki and I'll be taking care of you tonight. Our beer special is $2.50 Bud/Bud Lite glasses and we have Pepsi products, what can I get for you to drink?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Well I'd like some fresh squeezed milk.

Me: Excuse me?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Oh, don't worry, I can get it myself.

PUKE!!!

So did they speak english clearly or was it more like :

Well I'd rike sum fwesh squeezed miwk.

Excuse me?

Oh, don't wuwwy, I can get it mysewf.

:devil:

[Berry]

your a big glass of water and im thirsty

[Honda4trax250x]

Originally posted by blackraptor16
some crazy chinese guys that i waited on this weekend had the WORST line ever- made me want to puke!

Me: Hi guys! Welcome to Hooters, I'm Niki and I'll be taking care of you tonight. Our beer special is $2.50 Bud/Bud Lite glasses and we have Pepsi products, what can I get for you to drink?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Well I'd like some fresh squeezed milk.

Me: Excuse me?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Oh, don't worry, I can get it myself.

PUKE!!!

did u spit in their food after that one? :blah:

[Hammer trx450r]

Here is the best one

Ask her if she wants to get pizza and sex
When she slaps you say "what you don't like pizza"

[sportraxkid]

Originally posted by PHAT400
So did they speak english clearly or was it more like :

Well I'd rike sum fwesh squeezed miwk.

Excuse me?

Oh, don't wuwwy, I can get it mysewf.

:devil:

LMGDAO

[Mxjunkie]

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?,

lol that one doesnt work i tryed it

[chucked]

Originally posted by Berry
boy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
boy: when you fell from heaven!

that was freekin weird, just as i got to this post, the trucker guy said it to kelso on that 70's show

[SSracingNY]

"Nice legs, When they open?"

[Ralph]

SantaSpitMachine: wanna come to my house for pizza and sex?
X ______: lol
SantaSpitMachine: ?
X ______: whatever i dont understand and im just really confusedf
SantaSpitMachine: what dont you like pizza?
X ______: yeah pizza is good.. but i just ate mexican
SantaSpitMachine: ewww

lol

[86350x]

Originally posted by blackraptor16
some crazy chinese guys that i waited on this weekend had the WORST line ever- made me want to puke!

Me: Hi guys! Welcome to Hooters, I'm Niki and I'll be taking care of you tonight. Our beer special is $2.50 Bud/Bud Lite glasses and we have Pepsi products, what can I get for you to drink?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Well I'd like some fresh squeezed milk.

Me: Excuse me?

Crazy Chinese Guy: Oh, don't worry, I can get it myself.

PUKE!!!

Lmao! That was great:devil:

Do you ware a thong at work:confused:

Pick up lines:confused:

"hey, nice tits" (at least that's what I was thinking)

I've never used a pickup line before:confused:

[jordanhokkanen]

I'm Smart, Your Smart, What are the chances i can get into those smarty pants?

[mephyst]

I love saying stuff like this to my girlfriend (all these pickup line type things) because it doesn't matter how stupid I look.