LTandRaptorider
06-14-2004, 09:49 PM
Taken from Maxim magazine...
A guy walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and orders her to open the vault. She says, "But sir, it's just a sperm bank!" Open it now, he demands. She opens the vault, and it's full of test tube samples. Take one and drink it, says the guy. But it's sperm, she pleads. Do it, he says. So the nurse drinks it. That one there, drink it as well, he orders. The nurse does as she's told. Finally after four samples the man takes off his ski mask. It's her husband! See? he says. Was that so bad?
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
Johnny gets up in the middle of the night to get a drink. His little brother hears him and gets up too. On the way to the kitchen, they hear noises coming from their parents bedroom and decide to peek through the keyhole. Johnny goes first. "Oh my" he says. Billy takes a look. After a few seconds, he says angrily, "I can't believe it!" Can't believe what? asks his brother. I can't believe Mom has the nerve to yell at me for sucking my thumb!
:eek2: :devil:
A guy walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and orders her to open the vault. She says, "But sir, it's just a sperm bank!" Open it now, he demands. She opens the vault, and it's full of test tube samples. Take one and drink it, says the guy. But it's sperm, she pleads. Do it, he says. So the nurse drinks it. That one there, drink it as well, he orders. The nurse does as she's told. Finally after four samples the man takes off his ski mask. It's her husband! See? he says. Was that so bad?
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
Johnny gets up in the middle of the night to get a drink. His little brother hears him and gets up too. On the way to the kitchen, they hear noises coming from their parents bedroom and decide to peek through the keyhole. Johnny goes first. "Oh my" he says. Billy takes a look. After a few seconds, he says angrily, "I can't believe it!" Can't believe what? asks his brother. I can't believe Mom has the nerve to yell at me for sucking my thumb!
:eek2: :devil: