dirtmomma
06-11-2004, 10:01 AM
OK this may just be my sick sense of humor but I thought it was funny :)
Life in the mental hospital
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room
> >>>> and sees a patient pretending as if he's driving a
> >>>> car, with his hands at 10 and 2.
> >>>> The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now....I'm
> >>>> driving to Chicago!"
> >>>>
> >>>> The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the
> >>>> room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room
> >>>> just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary
> >>>> car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into
> >>>> Chicago and I need some rest." "That's great,"
> >>>> replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
> >>>>
> >>>> The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes
> >>>> across the hall into another patients' room, and
> >>>> finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating
> >>>> vigorously.
> >>>>
> >>>> Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you
> >>>> doing!?" To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing
> >>>> Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago
> >>>
> >>
Life in the mental hospital
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room
> >>>> and sees a patient pretending as if he's driving a
> >>>> car, with his hands at 10 and 2.
> >>>> The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now....I'm
> >>>> driving to Chicago!"
> >>>>
> >>>> The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the
> >>>> room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room
> >>>> just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary
> >>>> car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into
> >>>> Chicago and I need some rest." "That's great,"
> >>>> replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
> >>>>
> >>>> The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes
> >>>> across the hall into another patients' room, and
> >>>> finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating
> >>>> vigorously.
> >>>>
> >>>> Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you
> >>>> doing!?" To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing
> >>>> Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago
> >>>
> >>