A Funny...

[LTandRaptorider]

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and watch the expression on your face!"

:devil:

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
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"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and watch the expression on your face!"

:devil: [/B]

im really her daddy

[elite ATV1]

Originally posted by Jumbo747
im really her daddy

i thought i was her real daddy??:rolleyes:

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and watch the expression on your face!"

:devil:
this thread is worthless without pics!:p

[dirtmomma]

ROFLMFAO thats a good one!!!! Way to show him :eek: :eek: :blah: j/k;)

[JTRtrx250r]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and watch the expression on your face!"

:devil: LMMFAO!!!!:D

[Lil - Braff]

LMAO!!

[300extreme#8]

is she hott

[Rip_Tear]

lol, atleast she has a good sense of humor...

[wilkin250r]

Well, if you're not the daddy, then it naturally follows that she is not your daughter, and now she's of legal age! :devil:

[ScrnNmsSUCK]

Originally posted by lil400exman
this thread is worthless without pics!:p


:mad:
^theres ur pic^

[Bobbs07]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
Well, if you're not the daddy, then it naturally follows that she is not your daughter, and now she's of legal age! :devil:


amen to that:blah:

[LTandRaptorider]

BTW... that wasn't my story, just one I repeated... so have at her! Don't forget the pics... of her! Luckily for everyone, I didn't have any kids... least I don't think so... :confused: :eek:

[bulkdriverlp]

lmfao:D ed