LOL..Have a good wk end!!!

[QuadJunkies]

......Hope you all have a great memorial wk end.....Just dont forget what REAL reason why we have it.........;) and thank you for those who Protect us all and to those who died trying.......:(


OK!!!! on a lighter note~~~Heres something I thought was kinda funny:p



DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> >>
> >>40-ish.............................................49
> >>Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
> >>Athletic...................................... No t!ts
> >>Average looking.................... Ugly
> >>Beautiful........................... Pathological liar
> >>Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
> >>Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
> >>Feminist.......................................... Fat
> >>Free spirit.................................... Junkie
> >>Friendship first.......................... Former slut
> >>Fun.......................................... Annoying
> >>New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
> >>Old-fashioned............................. No BJ'$
> >>Open-minded................................. Desperate
> >>Outgoing...................... Loud and Embarrassing
> >>Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
> >>Professional.................................... Beeitch
> >>Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
> >>Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
> >>Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker
> >>
> >>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >>1. Yes = No
> >>2. No = Yes
> >>3. Maybe = No
> >>4. We need = I want..
> >>5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >>6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >>7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >>8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>about?
> >>
> >>MEN'S ENGLISH:
> >>1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> >>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> >>3. I am tired = I am tired
> >>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> >>5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> >>6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
>
>
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>

[Ryan]

LMAO!


Tina, here is the male brain :eek2: .

[LTandRaptorider]

Ha! All true!! :D

You have a nice weekend too. ;)

[SSracingNY]

lmao. there better be a bit of that goin on this weekend:devil:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Ryan
LMAO!


Tina, here is the male brain :eek2: . ROLF!!!!!!!!:devil:

[SHOCKER]

so thats waht my brain looks like :)

[KASCHAK]

lets see the womans brain

nothing but shoes closes and questions

[roostin_dale]

Originally posted by Ryan
LMAO!


Tina, here is the male brain :eek2: .

LMAO..thats great

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by KASCHAK
lets see the womans brain

nothing but shoes closes and questions LOL...thats about the furthest thing to the truth for me..........I HATE shopping.... and Malls ....SUCK!!! I think I have ONE good poair of shoes, ONE good pair of pants, and ONE nice shirt......All the rest are Tshirts!!!:p I have more in gear than clothes!!! Shoes are a waste really....... I would much rather go ride than go out on the town anyday of the week!!!!

[roostin_dale]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
LOL...thats about the furthest thing to the truth for me..........I HATE shopping.... and Malls ....SUCK!!! I think I have ONE good poair of shoes, ONE good pair of pants, and ONE nice shirt......All the rest are Tshirts!!!:p I have more in gear than clothes!!! Shoes are a waste really....... I would much rather go ride than go out on the town anyday of the week!!!!

there is a real woman!:) :cool:

[Narly R]

Originally posted by roostin_dale
there is a real woman!:) :cool:

Yep.


LMAO! Nice....:D

[brian-250]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
LOL...thats about the furthest thing to the truth for me..........I HATE shopping.... and Malls ....SUCK!!! I think I have ONE good poair of shoes, ONE good pair of pants, and ONE nice shirt......All the rest are Tshirts!!!:p I have more in gear than clothes!!! Shoes are a waste really....... I would much rather go ride than go out on the town anyday of the week!!!!


Troy is one lucky basturd:o :devil:

[redroost85]

/\/\/\:D

QJ, that is hilarious...yet agonizingly true! :( :D

[QuadJunkies]

:D

[sportraxkid]

R U old fashioned :blah:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by sportraxkid
R U old fashioned :blah: old Fashioned???:huh if you mean how I dress.........no LOL:p morals........yes maybe some... others .......NO WAY.......:blah: