I got a good joke!

[Fred55]

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?








Because they're ugly and smell funny:p

Just playing ladies:D

[blondie69]

:huh

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

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[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Fred55
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?








Because they're ugly and smell funny:p

Just playing ladies:D

Oh this is gonna get ugly... :eek:

[markeg192]

So who figures Fred to be a Virgin???????

[toby400ex]

Thank you Mr. Obvious :o

[hondarider2006]

Originally posted by markeg192
So who figures Fred to be a Virgin???????



I will say....$5 he is, and this thread is gonna be locked by the end of the night:rolleyes:

[CowsBitePeople]

I got one why did the turtle cross the road??

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by CowsBitePeople
I got one why did the turtle cross the road??

To get some mud? :confused:

[Big400EX]

Originally posted by kamikaze_rzrbak
http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/limp_wrist.gif

[hondarider2006]

Originally posted by CowsBitePeople
I got one why did the turtle cross the road??


Just like everything else, to get to the other side:confused: :blah:

[bansheerider_13]

alright now we know why girls do but now why does fred

[beak7707]

This is a fantastic post!!

[brian-250]

Originally posted by hondarider2006
I will say....$5 he is, and this thread is gonna be locked by the end of the night:rolleyes:

30 mins TOPS

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by CowsBitePeople
I got one why did the turtle cross the road??
because ther was a lady and turtles cant see or smell good:devil:
j/k dont kill me ladieshttp://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/neel_suckers.gif

[Fred55]

wtf, it was a stupid joke, and you take it seriously...jesus chirst..

[bansheerider_13]

why post stuff that you know that people will not like

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Fred55
wtf, it was a stupid joke, and you take it seriously...jesus chirst..

well, we are all critics on here... and the operative word was 'stupid'! :p

I was just sitting back and waiting for the women to chime in... :D

[markeg192]

Originally posted by Fred55
wtf, it was a stupid joke, and you take it seriously...jesus chirst..

OK Simmer down now. You don't like girls........we understand with the cooties and all.:blah:

[Fred55]

I posted it for a little chukle...it's one of those dumb jokes thats stupid that it makes ya laugh...LT, it seems a few ladies did chime in on this post......


And it seems every one of you missed me saying.....Just playing ladies...at the end of my post..

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Fred55
I posted it for a little chukle...it's one of those dumb jokes thats stupid that it makes ya laugh...LT, it seems a few ladies did chime in on this post......


And it seems every one of you missed me saying.....Just playing ladies...at the end of my post..

Nah... we didn't miss it... But the women blinded by their fury will miss it! You'll learn all about that! ;)

[markeg192]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Nah... we didn't miss it... But the women blinded by their fury will miss it! You'll learn all about that! ;)


Fred's gonna get slapped around by a girl.:D

[CowsBitePeople]

why did the turtle cross the road?!





TO GET TO THE SHELL STATION!!:blah:

[Atreyu]

Originally posted by kamikaze_rzrbak
http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/limp_wrist.gif

[Live2Ride300]

What a waste of bandwith:p

[blondie69]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Nah... we didn't miss it... But the women blinded by their fury will miss it! You'll learn all about that! ;)

I wasn't "blinded by my fury" :o I was jus thinkin to myself "wtf...??:huh " But hey, it's all good. We see that he doesn't appreciate the radiance, and beauty of every woman, along w/ the sensual smell ;)
Just playin man:p

[Fred55]

Originally posted by blondie69
I wasn't "blinded by my fury" :o I was jus thinkin to myself "wtf...??:huh " But hey, it's all good. We see that he doesn't appreciate the radiance, and beauty of every woman, along w/ the sensual smell ;)
Just playin man:p

Too bad that the girls in my school aren't that nice tho :( lol

[brian-250]

Originally posted by blondie69
along w/ the sensual smell ;)


ill keep shut:devil: :devil: :blah:

[Fred55]

Originally posted by brian-250
ill keep shut:devil: :devil: :blah: :eek2: