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Butters
03-30-2004, 08:59 PM
if you could say one sentence on tv, what would it be????

JDiablo
03-30-2004, 09:03 PM
uhhhhh....................i would stuter(sp) and stutter some more:huh

Berry
03-30-2004, 09:05 PM
Kids, dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer.

416exmx
03-30-2004, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Berry
Kids, dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer.

:rolleyes:

Butters
03-30-2004, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by 416exmx
:rolleyes:



what would you say??

pbarr86
03-30-2004, 09:18 PM
Gentlemen, start your engines!!!! At Daytona :D

Pappy
03-30-2004, 09:27 PM
i'd look right in the lens and say.....



"I'M RICK JAMES ******!!!:macho ":eek:

Butters
03-30-2004, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
i'd look right in the lens and say.....



"I'M RICK JAMES ******!!!:macho ":eek:


haha thats what i was going to put earlier. dave chappell is funny as hell.

hessianmx111
03-30-2004, 10:47 PM
Id just tell people dont forget to bring a towel:confused:

hondarider2006
03-30-2004, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Berry
Kids, dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer.


I think I would have to say that:D

TGW_400ex
03-31-2004, 04:41 AM
Perform safe-sex kids

TheX1992
03-31-2004, 05:14 AM
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time :macho

Bobbs07
03-31-2004, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by hessianmx111
Id just tell people dont forget to bring a towel:confused:


Haha, that little towel guy is hilarious, takes one fat wack and his eyes turn all blood shot. lmao:p

sickmojave
03-31-2004, 05:54 AM
this offer is for a limited time only.send cash or checks to..........;)

seatec
03-31-2004, 06:31 AM
HEEEEEAL and LET THE DEVIL COME OUT!!!

exrider505
03-31-2004, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by TheX1992
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time :macho

Great quote. I would either say that one or "Kids don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer."

Dan229
03-31-2004, 07:30 AM
Britney baby, I am the man you really want!

03-31-2004, 07:33 AM
"Carpet Bomb Fallujah"

400exmom
03-31-2004, 07:33 AM
brian witt you were wrong about me not being able to handle a 400ex:blah:

seatec
03-31-2004, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by 400exmom
brian witt you were wrong about me not being able to handle a 400ex:blah:

Was that the Jack***** at your work who said that woman shouldnt ride?

AZblaster44
03-31-2004, 07:56 AM
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly!:blah:

400exmom
03-31-2004, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by seatec
Was that the Jack***** at your work who said that woman shouldnt ride? lol no its a ktm buddy that truly was lookin out for my best interest when i was lookin for a quad 2 years ago:)

sly400ex
03-31-2004, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by 400exmom
lol no its a ktm buddy that truly was lookin out for my best interest when i was lookin for a quad 2 years ago:)

Well, that’s commendable of him to look out for you, but DAMN was he wrong!!! :macho :D

I think I'd go with this qoute too....I can use some money!!!:D

"this offer is for a limited time only.send cash or checks to.........."

Cody_300ex
03-31-2004, 10:09 AM
Hey Martha! Dont drop the soap!

sickmojave
03-31-2004, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
Hey Martha! Dont drop the soap!

:eek: LMAO :devil:

Pappy
03-31-2004, 10:12 AM
if i was young enough i'd say.....


"micheal jackson violated me":devil: chaching:D

ghak99
03-31-2004, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by TheX1992
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time :macho
I am pretty sure you got that from me! That was my senior class moto a few years back.




"Michael Jackson needs to be assassinated so anyone out there with the connections to get the job done right, please do the world a favor!";)


"Vote the son of a Bush OUT!"


"Get that damn camera out of my face!"

xr50layke
03-31-2004, 01:25 PM
(black screen)....this is your conscience speaking...send checks to....:p

ewalker302
03-31-2004, 01:37 PM
Love many trust few, always paddle your own canoe.

:bandit:

blondie69
03-31-2004, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
if i was young enough i'd say.....


"micheal jackson violated me":devil: chaching:D


Dude, u can still say it even tho your not younger...:eek2:


I'm not really sure what I would say:confused:

03-31-2004, 01:56 PM
I'd scream "I got wood"

cudaman
03-31-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Rico
I'd scream "I got wood"

lol


"for a good time call ###-####"

popo
03-31-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Rico
I'd scream "I got wood"

I bet your boy friend says that too :D

SHANE03EX
03-31-2004, 02:21 PM
My last sentence would be "go big or go home", right before I went for that huge tripple and didnt make it.

or mabey "if you cant duck it f*** it"

zephead400ex
03-31-2004, 02:28 PM
Take what you can get, when you can get it, if you can't get it, F*ck it!:)

03-31-2004, 02:32 PM
i'll take a mexican pizza and three tacos please

elite ATV1
03-31-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by zephead400ex
Take what you can get, when you can get it, if you can't get it, F*ck it!:)

same here man LOL
:macho

brian-250
03-31-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by popo
I bet your boy friend says that too :D


he has gay pride?:eek2:

Flip_SideEX
03-31-2004, 03:54 PM
Suck it Trebeck.

If someone calls me "F*cker!", i just respond, "not lately"

one more...

timmah....jimmy....timmy...timmy....jimmy....(sigh s)....timmah! (south park rules)

Tommy 17
03-31-2004, 05:08 PM
i'd say "stay away from those pappy and rico people... they wierd"

or "tegan is da bomb"




:blah:

Greg Z
03-31-2004, 05:11 PM
i would say

I LOVE YOU MOM!!!:eek2:

WEEZIL
03-31-2004, 05:17 PM
LMFAO! PAPPY THIS IS THE SECOND POST IN 1 MINUTE I HAVE READ OF YOURS THAT MADE PERFICT SENCE TAHT I AGREED ENTIRELY WITH

CHARLIE MURPHY!! (whack) COLLLL BLODDED! \


flip side ex.. yep i watched that episode too. Only some people can understand the halarity of making fun of mentally challanged people on southpark

that or i would say


JESUS BUILT MY HOTROD!

blondie69
03-31-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Tommy 17
i'd say "stay away from those pappy and rico people... they wierd"

or "tegan is da bomb"




:blah:

;) :blah: haha

03-31-2004, 06:38 PM
I would say bluetraxx is gay:macho :muscle:

sam the brave
03-31-2004, 07:02 PM
i would say
cat the other white meat

northeast400
03-31-2004, 07:14 PM
Hello my name is Paul, this is the 6 o'clock noise and I am not wearing any pants.:D

bluebaron
03-31-2004, 07:16 PM
(also my last words), Hey guys Watch this!!!!

dirtyboy88
03-31-2004, 07:32 PM
If u cant turn it down , turn it face down!:blah:

Rrider4life8
03-31-2004, 08:08 PM
id look into the lense and say ......... "get er done!!!!" :devil:

roostin_dale
03-31-2004, 08:13 PM
either

"my favorite planet is Uranus"

or

"Whats up Uranus?"

:D

Mr.Offroad
03-31-2004, 08:32 PM
It's like my Daddy told me the day a guy offered me $2000 for my '72 Pinto and I said no. "That's the day two fools met. Him for offering you that much, and you for not taking it." :huh

popo
03-31-2004, 09:57 PM
I am Pres.Bush, and I approve of this message.

Diedrich
03-31-2004, 10:38 PM
get er done

Disaster
03-31-2004, 11:17 PM
"Go big or Go home"

or

"Good Bob."

LMAO

Shawn H
04-01-2004, 12:18 AM
What's up Darkness:p

popo
04-01-2004, 06:11 AM
No muff is to tuff.

spincr4hire
04-01-2004, 06:17 AM
STFU

redroost85
04-01-2004, 07:04 AM
Get bent:bandit:

Disaster
04-01-2004, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by popo
No muff is to tuff.


LOL LMAO....

markk
04-01-2004, 08:59 AM
I hope everyone finishes the race with no injurys!

sic250x
04-01-2004, 10:42 AM
i'd probably say my all time famous rap" i think i can rap i ain't got skills, i rap groceries at green hills.":D

PHIL_B54
04-01-2004, 12:26 PM
excuse me while i whip this out

Ryan
04-01-2004, 12:31 PM
I'd say the famous stone cold line.....


F#$k fear, drink beer. :macho

MOFO
04-01-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by spincr4hire
STFU


I like it... simple and to the point. :devil:

ShiftFMX
04-01-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Rrider4life8
id look into the lense and say ......... "get er done!!!!" :devil:

"i dont care who ya'r, that's funny right there"

LMAO, larry the cable guy rules!...i had a night mare i drank the world biggest margerita, and when i woke up there was salt on the toilet lid :huh

if i was on tv, i would say,

"...so i REALLY can only say one thing?"

KASCHAK
04-01-2004, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by cudaman
lol


"for a good time call ###-####"

oh my.. who is that in your avatar??

Brad
04-01-2004, 05:55 PM
i shall smote your ruin upon the ridgid mountainside

donate a dollar...

Rebelrider4OOex
04-01-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by KASCHAK
oh my.. who is that in your avatar?? my tohughts exactly .. haha shes hot

bigfoot300ex
04-01-2004, 06:58 PM
i would say keep on keepin on
then i would lay back down in the hospital bed

Plante400
04-01-2004, 09:16 PM
'It is hard for me to express myself when i am on the verge of exploding in my pants':blah:

outacontrol31
04-02-2004, 09:57 AM
Fer only won doller a day u kan suport mi racin carear, bee nise safe a live:devil:

cudaman
04-02-2004, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by KASCHAK
oh my.. who is that in your avatar??


thats my gurl:p

AtvMxRider
04-02-2004, 06:10 PM
I would hold up an apple and say "Guess what? Nobody gives a chit".............:devil:

member
04-02-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
I would hold up an apple and say "Guess what? Nobody gives a chit".............:devil:

hahaha.. thats old but still kinda funny

Cody_300ex
04-02-2004, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
I would hold up an apple and say "Guess what? Nobody gives a chit".............:devil:


While looking quadrebel in the eyes! :p

Fastbreak
04-02-2004, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by cudaman
lol


"for a good time call ###-####"
what's that #? :huh :huh :D

Mr.Offroad
04-03-2004, 06:57 AM
"Gentlemen, start your engines.":eek2:

400exrider555
04-03-2004, 08:36 AM
kids never have unprotected sex.....you sould always carry a gun

TGW_400ex
04-03-2004, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by cudaman
thats my gurl:p

Pics pease;)

ryanh250ex
04-03-2004, 11:36 AM
"buy my Z50 please"

"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"i am a golden god"

"screamin96 at BT loves to gobble teh cawk" :p (i'm kidding, he's okay- for a yamaha guy..... :\ )

"i love boobies"

Urpoisonddream
04-03-2004, 05:52 PM
I would say, "Party at mmmmy house!...(address)" and see how many people actually show up.

southbeach14
04-03-2004, 06:20 PM
keep kicking, that 450r has to start sometime!!!!!!!!

Fast250EX
04-03-2004, 07:05 PM
LOL, I was gonna use Pappy's but I would say this.

"What did the five fingers, SAY TO THE FACE!!??"

For all you chappelles show lovers, give this site a try, it is funny as hell. Its www.imrickjamesb*tch.com but you have to spell out b*tch.;) :D

PHIL_B54
04-04-2004, 03:21 PM
thought of another

boobies are good...boobies are great...i think about them when i..

Quad18star
04-04-2004, 04:32 PM
" Contrary to popular beliefs , I've realized masturbation will NOT make you go blind"

Someone actually used this as a senior quote when I graduated highschool.... the look at that person's parents face was priceless.

Most likely I'd let loose and tell off every ex-girlfriend that ever cheated on me and tell the whole world their "dirty" secrets .
Yes I'm very vengefull.

MichaelS693
04-04-2004, 06:07 PM
i would say... " i love you hannah baby" (my girlfriend)

2001400ex
04-04-2004, 06:12 PM
I fart in your general direction? Maybe...I'd probably just make stupid faces in the background while some news person was talking:devil:

k2-dawg
04-05-2004, 06:49 AM
It's better to burn out then to fade away....